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London Zoo: Sealand or Bust?

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      CommentAuthorDrunkard
    • CommentTimeJan 5th 2008
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    I'm going to buy an island. Or maybe Sealand. How badly do you want to emigrate tonight, Yanqui?


    Warren has recently threatened to purchase Sealand. I suspect this is the beginning of his plans for global domination once the recent season of “Dancing with the Stars” has finished. Shall we, those of us within his Slut Army, stand beside him or should we step back and instead suggest he purchase Australia as it may perhaps be cheaper or at least more likely to encourage amusement?

    I would suggest purchasing New Zealand but I’m from there and I doubt we really want more like me being about the place. So far there are only seven actual New Zealander’s about the place (the rest are actually wax dummies or kiwi's in drag). We’re a small country after all.

    So where do we stand? Sealand or Australia? Where shall Warren begin his domination?
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      CommentAuthorcurb
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2008
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    Sealand, as it's already appeared in The Losers, which was a damn fine comic.
    • CommentAuthorSolario
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2008
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    Do we really want to own a island populated by descendents of thieves and criminals? ;) I'm all for Sealand.

    How about somewhere warm, with no risk of dropbears? Like, I don't know, one of the Virgin Islands. Unless Branson has already set his eyes on those.
    • CommentAuthorpi8you
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2008
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    Also keep in mind that Sealand's an old oil rig/platform, not a whole lot of room for us that subscribe to the doctrine of Internet Jesus. Easter Island could be fun times though.
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    Warren already owns us all.
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      CommentAuthorDrunkard
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2008
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    We could perhaps use Sealand as a form of time share and rotate our persons through it. I'm sure Mr. Ellis would appreciate the change in faces as much as the rest of us. Failing that perhaps some form of inflatable shelter belted around the storage legs?
    • CommentAuthorhank
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
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    I think you mean the change in targets... ;)
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    Branson already owns the Virgin Islands. That's why they're called the Virgin (R) Islands now. Cheez.

    Frankly I don't think Warren's planning to leave South End. Unless the sea level rises too much. He just likes panicking the rest of us and watching us run around screeching like freshly-castrated pigs.
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      CommentAuthorAdam
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
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    He castrated you too?
    • CommentAuthorVelleity
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
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    Sealand; it's important to ally yourself with marine life before moving on to conquer larger chunks of land like Australia. Plus should Mr. Ellis' plan fail and we end up in under siege I'm pretty sure dolphins make for tastier eat'ins then Aussies.
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      CommentAuthorDrunkard
    • CommentTimeJan 8th 2008
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    That depends on how you like your Australian (other than far away). A medium to medium-rare Australian has been found to be rather low in trans-fats and thus does make a nice change from other pink meats. How we found this out is best left unsaid and New Zealand has no idea what happened to that tour bus.
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      CommentAuthorRachel
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2008
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    You lot do understand that I will cheerfully stab you and make a garland of your innards, yes?
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      CommentAuthorDrunkard
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2008
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    I would expect nothing less and you do sound a awful lot like my good lady wife. A woman of terrible anger and, unfortunately, not so terrible aim.
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    Well Drunkard, the reason there are only 7 real New Zealanders left in New Zealand is because the rest of you fucking bastards are over here. What's worse is you're always talking about how much better New Zealand is than Australia... If it's so fucking great, then go back home you sheep-fucking Kiwis! (Just some friendly ANZAC rivalry here between neighbours ;) )

    I'd personally prefer Sealand, a change of scenery would be nice... Or, how about Warren can uses Sealand as a base of operations whilst constructing an underwater city, a la Rapture in Bioshock?
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      CommentAuthorm1k3y
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2008
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    Or, how about Warren can uses Sealand as a base of operations whilst constructing an underwater city, a la Rapture in Bioshock?


    now your talkin'!

    or take Sealand and create John Shirley's vision from City Come A-Walkin'
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    Well, someone has to live in Australia considering all the people born there are working in pubs in London now.

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