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    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2011
    "we need mushrooms." --Andre, completely out of context
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    Sean posted four emoticons in a row. Here's what I had to say about it, transcribed by Glukkake:

    "So, this is a portrayal of oral sex. can you see it? the sunglasses, he's trying to look attractive. the second, straight into the cock sucking, te third, orgasm and the four, the swallowing. But I guess no one else sees it, so I guess i'm surrounded by VIRGINS"
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    And now we're talking about Hey Apathy's nipple hair.

    "It looks like they're trying to reach out and touch each other." - Alan Tyson.

    "No, it looks like they're running away from each other and the hairs are the speed lines." - Glukkake

    Anopheles (Sean):

    "GodDAMN you biology." - Roo.
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    Or, as Glukkake puts it:

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    Oh, and because no Skype chat could be complete without him:

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    and only a few weeks ago Warren tried tell me that Whitechapel is not socially significant, I think he's crazy
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    Full motherfucking size.

    We all want to marry Glukkake now.
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2011
    "Does anyone else want to do Bloodninja? I'm going to do DirtyKate" - Andre, still completely out of context.
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2011
    We are doing dramatic recitations of legendary cyber-chat trolling.
    You are missing the best thing ever.

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    This is the best thing ever. I'm gonna die laughing now.
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2011 edited
    I really shouldn't be proud that this is the first anyone on Whitechapel has heard of my voice. I shouldn't be, but I sort of am.

    EDIT: Wow. I think I need a cigarette after that.
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    And then it was time for bed for all the skypers.
    Cos it's like 4am. night internet!
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    Anyone up to a skype chat on the evening of tuesday the 17th?
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2011
    Yes please!
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2011
    Looks like I'll need to get up a bit early to catch the insanity.
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2011
    03:20 < pi8you_laptop> Yo dawg, I heard you like pussy, so I put a pussy in your pussy
    03:21 < macroclimate> so you can get some pussy while... no, i just lost the will to live

    It was too long for a topic, but had to be shared.

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    The first person to make Macroclimate self-immolate wins whatever is in my back left pocket

    So a ticket to see 2001: A Space Odyssey last Saturday and notes for an exhibition called "Constructed Landscapes."
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMay 17th 2011
    Any idea what time we all ought to jump on skype for the evening's festivities?