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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2011
    Yeah, it worked quite nicely the one time I've used it. If we're the first to flood, do we get a prize?
    • CommentTimeAug 27th 2011
    Your prize will be a drawing of you being dragged majestically to safety by a shark.

    I'm going to start a google+ hangout under +Glukkake Z. If anyone wants to join, add me. Or I guess if you're already my +1 then join up & yell at me cause it'll be running in the back of 5000 windows until someone shows up.
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    Chatroom and links are now up, thanks to Mark. ;) enjoy!
    • CommentTimeSep 10th 2011
    Come plaaaaaaay!
    • CommentTimeSep 12th 2011
    Had fun in skype chat. We made what I think is our scariest mad-lib as of yet. And also the most epic not-pink-floyd-eminem mashup.

    Goodnight, Good-day and do misbehave!

  2.  (467.686)
    Madlibs was exceptional last night.
    And terrifyingly crazy.
    Andre also ruined donuts for us all.
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2011
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2011
    This had to be posted in its entirety.

    Little did the dastardly villain Purple Spleen know when he stole my hamadryad that he'd picked on the wrong spock. For although my swarthy exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of spock, I am in fact that pollack of justice, the titilating crusader for dekooning, Ballgag Steve Jobs!

    Quickly, I charged into a brig and changed into my chaurtruse hats, turquoise stockings, and my boeyant cyan pajamas. Thus disguised, I waddled after Purple Spleen and shot him in the uterus! We fought, and we deadpanned; we deadpanned, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he defenestrated me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby wino and speared him through the anus. Victory was mine!
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2011
    Allllgalgalgalglaglgl YOU PEOPLE.

    I love you all.
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    She was over one million or so, small and pay attentionly put together, but she looked repressed. She walked as if she were facilitating. Her tails were pastel pink and had almost no expression when they absconded at me. She came over near me and smiled with her duodenum and she had little ingeniouspredatory eyesockets, as white as fresh more dinosaurs and as pernicious as aluminum.
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2011 edited
    We have new rules now:

    -Don't eat boomerangs.
    - Don't stoke fires with your vuvlas.
    - Don't throw a spleen straight up.
    - Don't convulse with friends on an aluvial hills in a fucking freezing rain and use metal incursions as brainmeats.
    - The stuff on the bottom of your police hat is not for internal consumption.
    - If you want to pound on the zebra to tell the landlord to turn up the heat, don't do it with your iris.
    - If you're riding a bicycle down a hill, turn your head before you transmite.
    - Don't quaff yourself.
    - Don't swallow spinal fluid.
    - Don't bathe in extremely wet water.
    - Don't sneak up to a swordfish and whack it on the shaft.
    - Don't lick swordfishes, baboons, or mandrills.
    - Rake suffragettes, not people.
    - Don't kick stone walls very hard without wearing thick-soled strap-on dildos.
    - Wear tuxedos.
    - Use a canary when removing items from the oven.
    - Don't gallop.
    -Don't penetrate.
    - Don't tie yourself to a cantalope.
    - Don't brush your teeth with a wire-bristled antalope.
    - Give me all your congregations.
    - Toasters should be used to cook potato chips, not your foreskins.
    - Under no circumstances should you ever orbit.
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    Latest chat topic:
    That Butt Painting; aka; what butts can do to oil paints.
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    ^on the plus side, criminal cases involving famous paintings generally stir up interest in the artist and his or her work.
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    Yeh. But no one wants butt oil on their paintings.
    Or at least most people don't. :(

    ...BUTT OILS
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2012
    Skype night tonight.

    "Let's fix this w/ Rape Squid!!" -Andre
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2012
    "Hogwarts could take them all, he knew he could. But what would the other wizarding schools think? Would Beauxbatons allow a giant squid to violate her? Certainly not! If Durmstrang ever found out, there’d be no end of teasing."
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2012
    Anne Frank and Goku slash. THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.
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    "oh god she's licking my hand now"- andre
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    Now on Whitechapel IRC:
    Hipster Reavers.
    Thankyou Ano & Morac. :)
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2012 edited
    Because we haven't had one in a while, I'm hosting a Skype night in about an hour from now. WOOO.

    Leave your Skype name if I don't already have it, if you want in on this action.