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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeJul 16th 2012
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    I've tentatively suggested Wednesday night, sometime around or before 10pm EST. Britt says she wants to start early. This is a-okay with me.
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      CommentAuthorbrittanica
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2012
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    Wednesday was gonna be fine and dandy, but my work changed my schedule to where I don't get home til 11pm CST.
    So how's about Tuesday, instead?
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      CommentAuthorCameron C.
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2012
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    TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY ARE BOTH GOOD FOR ME.

    skypening!!!
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012
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    SKYPE NIGHT. SKYPE NIGHT TONIGHT.
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    FUCK YES
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    ""I like the colder temperatures because hot girls go by outside and their breaths steam and I catch the steam in my mouth and pretend I'm kissing them." - Alan Tyson.

    SKYPE NIGHT HAS BEGUN
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    Now discussing why the Imperial System does not include the penis measurement. We could use the penis of that guy who was stopped at the airport. "Oh, Kansas, that's four penises away."

    Skype night proceeds as expected.
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    "Take the monkey fucker."
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012
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    Now reading Rammstein lyrics which have been run through Babelfish.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012
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    This is the song "Amerika," by Rammstein. Specifically, this is "Amerika" translated from German to Filipino to Hebrew to Belarussian to English.

    "Unfortunately, we live in America,
    America is beautiful.
    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    America, America.

    If there is dancing, I want
    Even if you have curves
    Allows you to control a little,
    I'll show you how it's done correctly.
    We have a good dance,
    Liberty played the violin,
    Music came to the White House
    And before Paris, says Mickey.

    Unfortunately, we can all live in America ...

    I know the steps to get the most benefit
    And you are protected from errors
    And who does not dance in the end,
    Not knowing what he has to dance!
    We have a good dance,
    I'll show you the direction,
    Africa comes Santa Claus,
    And before Paris, says Mickey.

    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    America is beautiful.
    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    America, America.
    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    Coca-Cola, Wonderbra,
    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    America, America.

    This is not a love song,
    This is not a love song.
    I do not sing my mother tongue,
    No, this is not a love song.

    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    America is beautiful.
    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    America, America.
    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    Coca-Cola, sometimes war
    Unfortunately, we live in America,
    America, America."
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      CommentAuthorbrittanica
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012
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    We're reading Hamlet now. I have decided to interpret the character Marcellus as Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction. There are far more "motherfuckers" in this play now.
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    And I am switching random words for synonims of "penis".
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      CommentAuthorbrittanica
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012
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    Bless Sean, he's Skyping w/ us from a spaceship in hell.
    It's terrifying.
    • CommentAuthorales kot
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012 edited
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    Ales-
    Wrong thread.
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    For those not in the know, you can join in the skype chat by visiting the chat room and requesting to join the skype with your skype name. As usual, the chat is not for the faint of heart, or faint of voice. Or for those who fear Gary Busey.
    New people ARE welcome.
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    Sean is the ma'dlib.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012
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    "Mary Shelley created this HUNG masterpiece when she was only thirteen."
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    "It's in the same internet." - Alan Tyson
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    Okay the dinosaur madlib needs to be posted. Before I die laughing.