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texture — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:02:10 -0800

[edited - links had expired, site re-launching]

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Spiraltwist — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:12:16 -0800

I already read Will Couper's short story - but I didn't realize it was your site. :)

Go back for another look in the morning, at faster download speeds.

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oldhat — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:56:39 -0800

Oooohh...count me in for contributing something or other!

I didn't realize it was your site! I'm gonna check it out later today and let you know!

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texture — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:22:54 -0800

Cool, thanks guys, some feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Re: Will's story - all contributors keep the rights to publish their work for Weaponizer elsewhere, so perhaps Will has it posted on another site?

The intention's to keep it open source, open to all, and most importantly free. For instance, one writer combined several stories into a novel he is now pitching, so I took them down at his request. It's a balance between online mag format (they usually charge) and something like Livejournal / Blogger that I was aiming for... a place for folks to see their work, and to get it seen by others. Thanks for checking it out.

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Will Couper — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:36:17 -0800

@ Texture: nope, it's nowhere else. I wrote it for Weaponizer.

Will

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texture — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:27:14 -0700

[edited - links expired, site re-launching]

Last upload before we relaunch in July. Thanks for all the submissions, Whitechapel.

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johnplatt — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:45:19 -0700

Not to mention my story, "Auction Item Number One." Hope you all enjoy it.

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Sonny — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:53:26 -0700

I'm very grateful to be in the presence of all these guys and gals. There's some pretty cool shit/good writers @ Weaponizer, I'm just happy to be a part of it. I especially like Fran Frett-Hollinrake's works; but really almost everyone featured has more talent in a quarter of their brain than I do in my entire being. Like I said, I'm simply happy to be a part of something. Thanks Bram.

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texture — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:19:33 -0700

Thanks for your contributions guys. This month's stories are my favourites for a while. Hope you'll all be back in July for the re-launch!

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texture — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:59:44 -0700

I'll keep this brief...

My fiction site, WEAPONIZER, has re-launched today:

There are, as mentioned on this thread before, a bunch of Whitechapel types writing for the site, all of whom have given me some brilliant work. Read all about the changes here.

Rather than posting a bunch of links, I'm going to ask anyone who is interested in fiction to please follow the WPNZR blog. I'll be adding all new content, and indeed all of the content from the last 18 months, to the RSS Feed, to make it easily searchable. Another advantage of following the blog - we're about to launch a sister site, Black Lantern Music, which will offer free downloads from a wealth of noise, dubstep, techno, electronica and hip-hop artists. We will add links to all of these downloads to the RSS Feed at WPNZR.

Highlights coming up -

Interviews with hip-hop geniuses Juice Aleem (up today), Anti-Pop Consortium and Thavius Beck.

Fiction from Dan Black, Will Couper, Will Ellwood, John Royal, ICAM and myself (to name but a few!).

Art and comics from a variety of talented individuals, starting with the awesome Andre Navarro, whose fantastic splash pages from the Splash Page Art Thread inspired me to start hosting comics and artwork on the front page.

Thanks for reading, and thanks in advance for your support. The Whitechapel community is a continuing source of inspiration to me - it makes me really happy how many of you have either contributed to or supported Weaponizer. I'll be on Twitter sending out links to new content, feel free to hit me up there or with an email if you have any comments or suggestions.

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:10:27 -0700

I just submitted one.

I've now got The Shitting Fear.

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texture — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:25:21 -0700

Thanks for the submission Fauxhammer. No fear, you're in good company!

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Will Couper — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:38:16 -0700

Don't worry Fauxhammer. You'll be treated right.

Will

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Sonny — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:33:20 -0700

Looks great! Clean, simple, efficient. It'll be a surprise when I see what piece of mine you're including, I have no clue. It's great you'll be posting art now too. Does that include paintings, photography, mixed media, etc. in addition to comic art?

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texture — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:44:52 -0700

Cheers Sonny. Will leave it as a surprise whats up next! Up for lots of different visual arts - anything that will hold attention for a few weeks! Oldhat is giving us some photography for November. I'm not archiving the art stuff as yet though.

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ruzkin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:13:26 -0700

Submitted! My first flash fic piece in... maybe three years? Fun to get back into it, hope you enjoy.

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texture — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:25:19 -0700

ruzkin, that submission was truly awesome. Look out for it in a week or so!

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texture — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:13:32 -0800

Okay, so the re-launch of Weaponizer has been a big success, and I have THOROUGHLY enjoyed reading all the new submissions from my fellow WCers. The biggest deal for me has been incorporating visual elements - we kicked off with a great 2-page splash art thingy from Andre Navarro, this month we've got Robin LeBlanc (oldhat) sharing a very beautiful photo she took. I'm currently looking at adding webcomics to the site as well, will keep you all posted on that.

Now we're on to the next phase, though - which is making the site look more sexy.

As such, I would like to announce the WEAPONIZER LOGO DESIGN CHALLENGE!

Our current logo is (fairly obviously) an image from the net, with some stock font-age. It's okay, but not great - it was always meant to be just a place-marker. I would like to get a new logo on the site - and I want one of you talented Whitechapel peeps to design it, if you're game.

What's in it for me, I hear you cry? Well, hopefully there would be some renumeration involved - I'm planning to start a CafePress store selling tees with the logo on, and whoever wins the challenge will of course get the lions share of the profits from any such sales. Also, I'll post all the entries on the blog, with links to your respective sites, so hopefully there will be a bit of cross-traffic for you. This is how it works - you license the logo to me under Creative Commons, but anything we use it on which makes money (tees, CDs, gigs, books, whatever) would give you a profit share (the details of which I can discuss with the winning entrant).

This is a WC-only thing at the moment - I've been so mightily impressed by the work done on the R/R and other art threads, that I really think this is the best place to look for a new logo. I'm not going to open it up to the general public unless you lot are completely uninterested in having a crack at it.

DESIGN BRIEF

I'm really into retro rayguns - but your design doesn't necessarily have to be one of these.

Things to avoid - real weapons (tanks, bombs, guns). Been there, done that - I'm much more interested in future / unlikely / fantasy weapons now.

Black and white preferably, or using a limited colour pallette (sticking with the orange / red / blues of the current logo where possible).

That's it! I'm really excited to see what you come up with. Thanks once again for supporting the site.

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Yoav — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:05:50 -0800

@ Texture. Retro rays guns. Nice brief. Hope Sizer has seen this, he's just posted the most amazing bunch of logos on the artists thread. Maybe there's time for one more this year!

Even if they are vague are there any hints as to the typography / font feel?

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Yoav — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:32:36 -0800

Thought I'd get the ball rolling. None of these are quite right and there's something great to be done if designing the gun from scratch, maybe typography on the gun, or a figure carrying it...

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texture — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:53:00 -0800

Hey Yo! Awesome start man. Im partial to the 'distressed' font in the last one but i like design no 6 best. Great stuff!

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moali — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:03:27 -0800

is there a cut-off point/deadline for this?

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texture — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:50:55 -0800

@ moali Nope, not at the moment. If it helps to have a deadline... 2 weeks?

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frequentcontributor — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:47:19 -0800

Cool. Lots of entries in one, there. I may give this a shot as a fun side project.

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Paul Sizer — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:53:35 -0800

I've got something in my head, will see if I have time to let it out...

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texture — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:04:57 -0800

nice one guys, take all the time you need!

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texture — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:14:10 -0800

Lets up the stakes a bit.

The winner will also receive this fabulous prize!

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jackcrowder — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:10:07 -0800

You had me at rayguns but you won me with whiskey. Back of the line Christmas commissions! Logo design to the front!

Hard to pass Y's awesome collection though.

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texture — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:53:48 -0800

Nice! I knew the whisky would work.

My friend Tickle did this for me - it's a really cool idea, so wanted to demonstrate I am cool with people thinking outside the raygun-shaped box, too.

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jackcrowder — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:09:08 -0800

For idea purposes. Not polished. If you dig, I can certainly flesh it out more.

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texture — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:55:12 -0800

BRRRAINS!

That is awesome, jackcrowder. Really like the font as well.

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Audley Strange — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:07:53 -0800

This is a rough first draft just to give you an idea.

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rickiep00h — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:29:24 -0800

Throwing my hat in the ring:

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texture — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:05:00 -0800

Audley's mutated-green one is pulsing. Either my eyes have got screen-burn or its alive... I like the stencil-like nature of rickiep00h's too.

Great work guys, keep 'em coming! Thanks so much for having a crack at this.

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Dmitri — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:58:20 -0800

I really should be working on Uncle Zanzibar stuff or packing for traveling tomorrow, but there's a bottle involved- I had to at least take a quick stab at it!

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Yoav — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:27:12 -0800

Nice stuff. Love the radioactive sign. Trying to borrow it and turn it into a W. Not working great yet. Here's a few tweaks to the first bunch I did making them more distressed, not sure how this'll work if the logo needs to end up vector based but I'm sure there's a way.

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texture — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:30:09 -0800

@ Dmitri - I love your design man. It reminds me of the DaVinci 'impossible vehicles' sketches.

@Yoav - loving the distressed textures of the fonts. The top one (b&w) looks great! I had to Google Vector Graphics... Nice that I can learn something as we go along here!

The final design will have to translate into a transparent image for use as a t-shirt... but that's a way off. For now, we just want something that will look great on the site.

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Yoav — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:28:49 -0800

Yup. Logos are good vector based as it has an endless resolution so that when you need to print the hanging banner to go off the Empire State building it will be perfectly crisp once printed.

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moali — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:20:50 -0800

So, here's mine...pretty self-explanatory I guess, let me know what you think, even if it isn't The One...

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jackcrowder — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:50:01 -0800

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texture — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:42:20 -0800

@ jackcrowder: that Brain Gun tee is the purest awesome.

@moali: there's an almost steampunk feel to your blaster. I love it!

Gonna keep the competition going for another week or so, then pick the winner. Am starting to think that maybe having more than one logo might be a cool idea though, at least for the t-shirts. I'll get back to you all! I'm so impressed by all the entries so far, not a single one I don't love in some way.

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Yoav — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:55:09 -0800

@ jackcrowder: Brilliant T! I'm borrowing the 'print on clothes' route if that's all right!

Also using Tickle's radio-active sign:

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texture — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:11:45 -0800

I think a store with a range of designs is the only way this is gonna work!! There's too much awesome. Yo, the plain b&w one is very striking. Also - love the 'words' bomb.

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Will Ellwood — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:13:05 -0800

These are all awesome. I love the second hoodie's design.

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Yskaya — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:35:10 -0800

@Moali: love your hatchy/shady/smoky space gun; you may want to tweak the contrast of those clean letters vs gun a bit, or choose diff type.
right now it screams title covering up nice illo/graph to me.

perhaps go to the graveyard to frottage some gravestones scan those in and mixit up with Adobe Photoshop. (or your artgun of choice, ;)

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Paul Sizer — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:54:59 -0800

FINALLY (got over my Thanksgiving food coma) here's my submissions for the logo, in both clean and decay versions.

Great designs all 'round. Nice to see such a graphic outpouring of good type and image. Texture should have no problem finding a new logo from this thread!

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Yoav — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:54:12 -0800

Totally inspired by the Sizer 'W' in the circle. Hope that's alright Paul! And the radio active sign - thanks Tickle!

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city creed — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:28:59 -0800

This thread delivers.

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texture — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:36:05 -0800

sizer. Omfg. Im in a pub right now. Will post again when sober and awake... But omfg thats some good shit.

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Paul Sizer — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:47:29 -0800

...and THAT'S how you get your clients, kids! Nab 'em when they're drunk and in the pub! Works. Every. Time. : )

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Yoav — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:43:02 -0800

Ha! Nice work.

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Paul Sizer — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:21:55 -0800

Yoav: Yours as well; I like the bottom left W treatment best. Nice work!

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Yoav — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:58:08 -0800

Cheers Paul. Particularly liking your ray gun design.

Texture: When you google weaponizer this is the first picture to come up. Brilliant:

And a possible business card

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Ryan S Thomason — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:16:51 -0800

I bring you this:

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texture — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:33:57 -0800

HA! Anarchist Literary Warlord. I love that. I was always gonna go with Writer of Mass Destruction, but I guess now I have options.

Okay guys, I'm calling a halt to this on Friday, so anyone else who wants to enter, you've got 4 more days.

Thanks so much to everyone that's submitted. As I've indicated, I'm hoping to be able to use more than one design. I'll announce the winner and then let you know my plans.

You all rock hard.

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Yoav — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:18:02 -0800

All right. This is probably my last punt. It's really just a development of previous stuff. Basically taking the logo a bit steam punk / mechanized.

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texture — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:07:30 -0800

So, the votes are in, and the winner is...

PAUL SIZER!

Paul's awesome retro-future designs really blew us all away. The customizable nature of the badges and logos he brought to the table really give us something we can get behind for a long time to come. So Paul, I will drop you an email to find out how to get you your bottle of whisky. Congratulations mate, and thanks!

However!

Some of the other designs were so impressive, that we're still going to produce them as t-shirts. So no whisky for the following guys, but hopefully we can make some money together selling your awesome designs. So the runners-up, who will alll see their designs turned into tees, are (in no particular order)

DMITRI for his awesome steampunk blueprint logo
MOALI for his frosted raygun
JACKCROWDER for his fantastic brain-gun tee
YOAV for his b&w hoodie design

Can you guys all drop me a line at editor.weaponizer@gmail.com to discuss the details please.

Thanks to everyone for taking part - I've been so impressed by the response!

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Paul Sizer — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:20:24 -0800

WOW! Thank you, I'm just so.... you like me, you REALLY like me.... I'd like to thank God, and Warren and Ariana, and my producers, oh, and my parents for telling me to keep taking graphic design classes because my cartooning would never turn into a full time job.... ummmmm, and....

Seriously, I'm flattered. Glad to hear it fulfills your needs. Send me an email at paul@paulsizer.com and I'll get you a packet of digital files for you to use, and we can discuss "payment" : )

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texture — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:12:28 -0800

Badass, will drop you a line as soon as. Can't wait to see this thing all over tee shirts!

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Dmitri — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:24:43 -0800

@texture- Thanks! Email dropped your way as of a few seconds ago.

@ Paul- Congrats, man. Drink a shot in my name?

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Audley Strange — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:13:10 -0800

Well done Mr sizer!

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Seantaclaus — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:53:16 -0800

Congratulations, Mr. Sizer!

(You do realize that we expect to hear how the Bailie Nicol Jarvie tastes when you crack it open, right?)

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jackcrowder — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 21:09:31 -0800

Congrats, Sizer!

@Texture; I've just shot you the .ai files on both the logo and shirt design. Let me know if you didn't get them.

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Yoav — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:42:48 -0800

Nicely done Sizer!

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texture — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:19:53 -0800

Just announced today - we'll be contributing a group Weaponizer spread to the Make Something Magazine discussed here on Whitechapel by Allen. If you want to submit, please email your 140-character Flash story to editor.weaponizer[at]gmail.com, or @weaponizer on Twitter. I'll get it illustrated and laid out, and we'll put it in Allen's February issue. Job's a good 'un.

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texture — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:33:52 -0800

Also, new site design, including Sizer's awesome logo, went live today!

Weaponizer Re-Rub

I'm soooooo awesomed. Thanks once again Paul!

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city creed — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:56:30 -0800

pssssst - double check that link destination buddy ;)
eta: nvm
note to self: clear cache moar.

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Paul Sizer — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:25:03 -0800

New site design looks awesome. Extra bonus points; using my design exactly as provided, instead of trying to put lens flares on it like some clients recently...
Thanks for picking it!

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jackcrowder — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:29:47 -0800

Delightful new face.

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:35:04 -0800

Hot damn--it is a fine-looking thing.

Unrelated: I sent in a new piece; you got it, yesssss?

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Yoav — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:09:03 -0800

@ Sizer - what no lense flare? What about some glowing edges, polarize or the wonderful cartoonize???

The site looks great... can't wait to get me one of these (hope you don't mind Paul).

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texture — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:45:57 -0800

I want, want, want that belt!

Glad you all like it guys, I'm so chuffed with Paul's designs. Also loving Chris G's Space Shark strip... so badass.

Next mission - commission and produce some webcomics, design a one-click 'zine site digest, do the spread of Twitfic for MakeSomething, and open t-shirt store on Zazzle.

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Paul Sizer — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:38:51 -0800

@Yoav: That is 132% badass! I love it! And the rendering: KILLER! You are one talented bastich.

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Spiraltwist — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:45:46 -0800

Nicely done! :)

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:12:44 -0800

I will FIGHT DUDES for that belt.

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texture — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:42:28 -0800

Okay, I'm gonna look into getting it made. Yoav, the public has spoken!

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:31:56 -0800

Just tell me what dudes to fight, and how many.

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Yoav — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:40:53 -0800

cheers guys!

@ Paul - it's actually a bit of a cheap photoshop cheat! Have to admit.

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Paul Sizer — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:31:09 -0800

@Yoav: I know; still doesn't make it less badass.

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Dmitri — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:49:13 -0800

@Yoav photoshop creation or not, that belt NEEDS to exist.

@texture- hey, never saw a response from you on email- did those vectors come out ok?

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Yoav — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:05:26 -0800

Ha! Cheers.

@ Paul. With the 'W' T-shirt can we have the Andre drawing in this thread? GOT to get me one of those t-shirts! Maybe Fauxhammer can fight some people for me to get one? Faux?

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texture — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:20:03 -0800

Hey Dmitri (and others). I'm working on a response, christmas got in the way! Sorry dude, I'll be on it after xmas day.

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Paul Sizer — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:58:29 -0800

As requested...
Andre Navarro...IN THE YEAR 2099. Wearing his WEAPONIZER t-shirt to fight cyber crime.

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:26:09 -0800

daaaaaaaaaamn

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Will Ellwood — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:29:40 -0800

So when can I buy this t-shirt?

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Yoav — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:13:45 -0800

Does it come with the Jacket and the gun, or are they optional extras?

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texture — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:45:19 -0800

That is an amazing pic Paul!

The tee-shirt store will hopefully go live in January, early if I have my calculations correct!

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:58:01 -0800

Will they be shippable to Amerika? You should see the state of my wardrobe; right now I'm wearing naught but a breechclout made from the skin of a crooked investment banker!

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Paul Sizer — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:27:35 -0800

Will they be shippable to Amerika? You should see the state of my wardrobe; right now I'm wearing naught but a breechclout made from the skin of a crooked investment banker!

Man, you are in an... interesting state of mind, Fauxhammer. You're humping lumber in other threads, and here, well, who am I to judge? Good on ya, just wear protection. And by protection, I mean a kevlar condom. : )

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:46:01 -0800

Chainmail. You never know. Sure, it chafes, but think of the alternative!

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texture — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:32:19 -0800

I intend to make them shippable to the US... in fact as it stands, I think they're being printed there, so may even be cheaper for you Americanisches

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:24:19 -0800

AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR

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texture — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:35:04 -0800

The Weaponizer Twitter Flash Thing is over! Thanks for all the awesome submissions guys. I'm still tweeting the 27 (count 'em) submissions from Ginja, but we're pretty much done. I've contracted a designer to work on the spread for MakeSomething mag... and thus far, I think it looks like we'll use all of your submissions. Cheers for taking part!

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texture — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 08:48:55 -0800

Hi folks. It's finally here!! The Weaponizer tee-shirt store! So exciting.

WEAPONWEAR

Designs are by contest winners Paul Sizer, Mo Ali, Jack Crowder, Dmitri aka Winneganfake and Yoav Segal (still to be added).

Here's a blog post about the designs. Visit the store to see the full range! All designs are available in a range of colours and styles, including the super-cute baby onesie shown above.

Here's a few links to get you started:

Sizer Raygun Classic (as black hoody)
Winneganfake Steampunk Parchment (on black tee)
Mo Ali Bonegun (on ladies grey vest)
Jack Crowder Braingun (on two-tone long-sleeved mens tee)

That's just a selection - and all designs can be put on different colours and styles of tees. Have fun with the designer tool!

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Fauxhammer — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 11:00:30 -0800

Just got a hoodie! The world of high fashion can be yours, too!

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texture — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:32:49 -0800

I just got paid today, will also be ordering! Send photies Fauxhammer!

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 15:08:21 -0800

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot

like

me.

I'll have a better pic soon, but I just wanted to let you know how fly this hoodie is.

Fly as hell, that's how fly.

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texture — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:50:14 -0800

YEAH! Thanks for posting Fauxhammer! Glad you're happy wi it!

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:07:57 -0800

Seriously--the thing is comfy as hell, and seems sturdily sewn.

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texture — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:23:10 -0800

Yeah, the Space Shark tee I bought from Chris G was similarly very good quality. That's why I went with Zazzle in the end. Ooh, can't wait to get mine now!

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texture — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:07:44 -0800

Mah sweater:

and mah tee:

arrived today!

I am very happy with the results. Sizer's designs look tight.

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Paul Sizer — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:09:55 -0800

Hey! Those DID turn out really nice. Good to hear you sprang for the sturdy material, good for beating the hell out of and still having a shirt.

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texture — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:13:51 -0800

Glad you approve Paul! There's a package on its way to you early next week mate, sorry for the delay.

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Yoav — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:26:49 -0800

It all makes sense now I see you in the t-shirt. It's a labelling system. As in - this man goes around and turns things into weapons. Like words, beats, bass, other people's passions, children, small animals and your mother!

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Will Ellwood — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:06:58 -0800

I still need to get a t-shirt.

In other Weaponizer news, an essay I wrote a week or so ago for the site has started a decent debate. You can read the hype for the essay and follow the debate here on the Weaponizer Blog, and you can read the essay in full here.

Come join in. Watch me make a fool of myself.

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texture — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:06:32 -0800

Yoav! Yes.

Ginja! No foolishness mate, far from it. It's a nice wee debate, from a great essay. I'm off to see if there are more comments to moderate.

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texture — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:53:13 -0800

Just wanted to show you this amazing new cover image by Neil Ford.

'Ethereal'

Holy fuck.

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Will Couper — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:27:43 -0800

That's really quite haunting.

Will

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Rootfireember — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:37:23 -0800

wow.

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texture — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:54:08 -0800

I'm gonna ty and print a wee interview with Neil later inthe month. Glad u guys like his stuff.

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texture — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:12:39 -0800

Interview with Neil Ford.

I'm trying to talk Neil into joining Whitechapel - he is an incredible artist and would get a lot out of the community here.

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NeilFord — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:02:49 -0800

Took your advice and signed up, good move I reckon, it's stuffed with interesting peoples! :) Thanks.

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Dmitri — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:23:21 -0800

@NeilFord- Awesome! Good to see you on here.

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texture — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:50:35 -0800

Welcome Neil! Check out the Introduce Yourself thread, plus the Rules and How To Use WC... they're funny as well as useful.

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Fauxhammer — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:35:59 -0800

@NeilFord: Welcome aboard! You won't find a better crew than Whitechapel.

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NeilFord — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:34:05 -0800

Thanks chaps, having fun already - even graced the SPIT thread with my lumpy face. ;)

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texture — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:21:25 -0800

A quick heads up - I am going to post something on Weaponizer tonight that will BLOW YOUR MIND. Codename Swirlhead. Will cross-post here too, keep watching the skies.

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jackcrowder — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:19:39 -0800

Oooh

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texture — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:19:55 -0800

THIS!

Written by Harlequinade, Music by Sileni, Shot by CyberGnome, Effects and props by Mute Hate

Info here.

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texture — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:38:29 -0700

I'm very pleased to announce that former professional Combat Magician and blogger about the occult, Ian 'Cat' Vincent, has joined Weaponizer as a staff writer! He will be writing regular features on magic and the occult, and reviewing films on related topics. Ian's been blogging about the weirder side of life for some time now - whether you're a skeptic or a true believer, he'll be able to teach you a thing or two about strangeness.

Welcome aboard Cat! Also, I'd like to take a moment to thank all of the Whitechapelers who have submitted stuff to the site over the past year. You've really made the place feel busy, and the quality of your submissions is universally excellent. Keep it up!

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curb — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:52:45 -0700

Been kinda interested in magical thinking for a while, and I'm always up for hearing about WEIRD SHIT. Will be checking in on these.

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texture — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:33:19 -0700

Nice one Curb, hope you enjoy Ian's stuff. I certainly do!

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Cat Vincent — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:47:15 -0700

@texture:
Bram mate... I'm gobsmacked. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Everyone else:
Hope I'm at least occasionally amusing!

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texture — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:05:04 -0700

Welcome dude. I request a lesson on sigils at some point.... Grant Morrison has only taken me so far.

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:22:04 -0700

Brilliant post, Cat. I've been looking into stuff like this, kind of poking around the edges, without really knowing where to start; this looks like as good a place as any. Thank you.

And thank you as well, Bram--like I told you over LJ, Weaponizer was a great big kick in the ass, and I'm having my best creative year ever as a result.

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Cat Vincent — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:17:15 -0700

@texture: I don't really do sigils As She Is Spoke - suggest you go old-skool on that and head out to some Austin Spare. (When I 'do magic', I prefer the fire-and-remember approach, rather than the fire-and-forget sigil methodology.) But hands-on basic teaching, that's doable. First, shields and other basics (or at least testing if you've experience there already).

@Fauxhammer - Ta! I agree totally about the Weaponizer benign ass-kick effect. Perhaps that's the Weapon under discussion? And feel free to give me a shout about anything you read of mine, at Weaponizer or Oddities and Mutterings - I can always use smart feedback

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Oddcult — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 02:03:15 -0700

'I request a lesson on sigils at some point.... Grant Morrison has only taken me so far.'

The letters page of issue 16 of the Invisibles tells you all you need to know.

The whole point is that it's simple.

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texture — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:24:37 -0700

Thanks Oddcult.. That was the kick-starter for me, and I've watched the GM Disinfocon video and read the AO Spare stuff I can find online... was just wondering if there was further to take it, in terms of focusing will, obtaining more measurable results and so on. The of course there's servitor magic, which I've yet to experiment with... Anyway, looking forward to seeing where Cat takes his column... sure there's a lot I can learn. It's an area I'm interested in from both a practical and historical viewpoint, since reading The History of Magic, by Kurt Seligmann last year.

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texture — Mon, 10 May 2010 11:15:58 -0700

Another two Whitechapel natives have each started a big project on Weaponizer this week.

K Patrick Glover's new ongoing serialised novel BALE'S GAME has just gone up, go give it a read - it's a brilliant start to what promises to be an exciting noir crime thriller, to be updated ~~bi-weekly~~ fortnightly on Mondays from here on out.

BALE'S GAME - CHAPTER ONE - CLEARING THE BOARD

Earlier in the week, we also launched the mighty Fauxhammer's superbly creepy ongoing supernatural thriller, SHRIEKONOMICS.

SHRIEKONOMICS - CHAPTER ONE - THE BARGAIN

Fauxhammer's serial will be running ~~bi-weekly~~ fortnightly Tuesdays.

I hope you enjoy them! I think the guys have both come up with really intriguing protagonists and hook-filled premises... I'll say no more! I'm looking forward to seeing how these both prgress.

We're also looking forward to showcasing art by Veronika Von Volkova next month, and a whole host of Whitechapelers now write for the site... I'm so grateful for all your help and submissions folks. Once again, a big hearty shout out of thanks to Warren, Ariana, Paul, and everyone on the forum who make it such a creative and fulfilling place to be. It really is brilliant to have so many of you aboard over on Weaponizer. However, if I may borrow a phrase from Taphead, if this ever seems too much like a vanity thread, feel free to destroy with fire.

[Also - to the artists who still haven't received their whisky miniatures, and to Paul, whom, I still owe a package to - really sorry. I'll be caught up on both finances and mail soon I hope, I haven't forgotten you! Thanks for your patience.]

[edited to avoid confusion over scheduling of the serials]

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 10 May 2010 11:24:00 -0700

oh god he chains us to the desk

it's like being a galley slave

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KPatrickGlover — Mon, 10 May 2010 13:38:27 -0700

shhh.

if you tell them, he won't feed us again.....

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texture — Mon, 10 May 2010 13:51:28 -0700

BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAA MOARR! MOARRR! MOOARR FICSHUNS!

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Rootfireember — Mon, 10 May 2010 14:56:05 -0700

I need to write more stuffs too.

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texture — Mon, 10 May 2010 15:28:26 -0700

I also need to start the 'Survivor Monologues' serial you engineered Roo... It's exciting having so much content to play with! I'm seriously thinking about asking some folk for help with the editing, but right now I'm focusing on sticking to a schedule. We'll see how that goes! Would love some new stuffs, though! Always love new stuffs.

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icelandbob — Mon, 10 May 2010 15:34:43 -0700

oh crap. Not MORE quality prose that i´m going to have to find time to read. I suppose i could do without washing...

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texture — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:44:47 -0700

Really amazing cover art this month, from Veronika Von Volkova, featuring Katelan Foisy:

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Fauxhammer — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:18:10 -0700

Gorgeous. It almost makes me forget my cracked, bleeding hands from all the work Master makes us technoserfs do in his infofields.

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texture — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:19:37 -0700

Back to your data mine, minion!

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Fauxhammer — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:20:18 -0700

TEXTURE YOU ARE A LITERATURE FASCIST is what I'm saying

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texture — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:35:12 -0700

I've been called worse...but I prefer Editotalitarian

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Fauxhammer — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:38:36 -0700

God even typing "lol" is murder on these writerstump phlanges

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Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:54:18 -0700

<3 !

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shngrndr — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 05:57:41 -0700

@Yoav

Liked the banner designs - just an idle thought - might be cool if the word 'Weaponizer' was constructed from disassembled parts of the ray gun. So, using the trigger and finger-guard for the 'e', the handle for the 'r' and so on...

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texture — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:33:29 -0700

shngrndr: I like that idea a lot! Also reminds me I STILL haven't uploaded Yo's t-shirt designs to the Zazzle store...

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Yoav — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 11:12:37 -0700

Here was I thinking they were sub-standard.

Nice idea shngrndr. Will hit it up when I can.

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shngrndr — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 23:59:25 -0700

@texture, Yoav

Glad to help - looking forward to seeing the results!

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texture — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:41:44 -0700

Weaponizer - now with webcomics! Starting today, we will have a regular, ongoing webcomic on the site: IAMUS by PAUL MCCANN. Check out a page below, and come and see it on the site. There'll be more info about the series, and more fresh pages, very soon. Thanks as always for your support folks! Would love to hear your opinions on this, or any of the fiction and nonfiction, either here or over at the blog.

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warrenellis — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:55:46 -0700

Pretty. Clever colour work.

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texture — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:59:52 -0700

Thanks Warren, glad you approve! Paul's got a really fascinating story to tell too. Looking forward to seeing what everyone here makes of it.

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Fauxhammer — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:41:30 -0700

I'm going to script some shit up, and see if I can find somebody to draw it. Cheers--I have high hopes for this venture!

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Andre Navarro — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:05:43 -0700

Fantastic, Bram, really well-implemented to the website and very easy to navigate. I'll give that particular comic a read later today, as it seems very interesting. Yet another great addition to Weaponizer.

And of course, I'll write and draw a comic for this as soon as I can.

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texture — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:02:24 -0700

Thanks guys. Andre, it would be an honour to have your artwork grace our pages. Fauxhammer, anything you send me is golden. Glad you guys found it easy to navigate, will pass that on to the code monkeys.

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Rootfireember — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:37:57 -0700

I wish I had time right now to do stuff, or brains. (YArrr, brains). Schooling and work and the unhappy ankle seems to've squashed it for now. Hopefully end of the month I'll have some free time again, though. :>

I hope you guys keep up the good work and makin' stuff and whatnot.

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Yoav — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:40:32 -0700

GREAT addition Bram. About time too! Looking forward to the comic continuing and more contributors and comics.

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John Skylar — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:42:00 -0700

@texture This is quite beautiful. For fiction, do you require first world rights, or will you do reprints? Couldn't find the answer elsewhere in the thread.

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texture — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 01:24:09 -0700

Thanks Yo!! You're next ha ha!

@John Skylar - details of what rights you grant us are here. Basically everything used on the site is licensed under Creative Commons, so it can be posted elsewhere, published professionally, remixed (as long as it is shared alike by the remixer) or re-printed for non-commercial use. So we don't want any exclusivity. If we were going to print your work for commercial use in a magazine or a book, we'd negotiate a separate contract. Hope that clears things up.

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John Skylar — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:38:30 -0700

@texture Yes, I believe it does, thank you.

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Fauxhammer — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:45:03 -0700

Definitely getting some visually-oriented ideas for a Jason December script. Definitely going to do that.

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texture — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 09:02:25 -0700

OH SNAP! That would be very cool.

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Fauxhammer — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 09:10:13 -0700

WELL NOW let's not oversell, now

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texture — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:00:47 -0700

New page up!

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city creed — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:30:47 -0700

loving IAMUS
also, I would read a Jason December webcomic so hard my eyes would water. DO EEEET.

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Fauxhammer — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 06:28:45 -0700

Wow, really?

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city creed — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 07:19:29 -0700

hellz yah - a corporate sorceror who wears Brooks Bros, drives a porsche and is still likeable? Gold.
I dig all the mythological stuff you work into it too. Glyphs and Voices and Alberich's Flame? Gotta have some great visual potential. I didn't even mention the Black Lord of Screams yet did I?
For anyone who hasn't sampled Mr December's delicious blood yet, it flows from here.
Get this man an artist!

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Fauxhammer — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 09:02:08 -0700

You. You are a Kung fu master.

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Denari — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 02:28:08 -0700

Loving that lettering. That font is lovely.

Really enjoyed what I've read so far. Very, very nice work.

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texture — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 02:48:31 -0700

Thanks for the comments guys. Fauxhammer, for the record, Shriekonomics and Bale's Game get mad love on teh facebooks as well. They've been our most successful serials so far, thanks in no small part to the (kinda) regular updates and strong central characters. We all definitely want MOAR

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:20:37 -0700

Well that'll teach me not to have a Facebook, I guess!

I'm working on the ~~treatment~~ ~~scriptment~~ ~~pitch~~ fuckit, let's call it a design doc for the next story; I hope to have it comicked up, but if not, it'll be a serial.

Thanks, everybody!

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texture — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:11:04 -0700

A new serial starts today: this one is a post-cyberpunk SF thriller by comics writer / blogger Matthew McLean, called KANSAS. I read the first short chapter of this and got very excited - looking forward to seeing where Matthew takes us!

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Fauxhammer — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 10:17:35 -0700

Before I forget--got a couple new Weaponeers sending some shit.

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texture — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:41:01 -0700

Nice, will keep an eye out. Cheers Chris.

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Denari — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 02:41:20 -0700

Bram has kindly posted the next slice of of Tokyo Noir HERE.

This was written recently (the first two are from a few years ago)... I hope to keep adding to this weird little vein of writing I've discovered.
Enjoy!

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texture — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 04:44:40 -0700

These are brilliant Den. Urban J-horror ftw.

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Denari — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 04:55:23 -0700

*Blushes*

Well, one does what one can, old bean... heh!

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KPatrickGlover — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 15:55:08 -0700

Bale's game returns at Weaponizer today after a short hiatus...

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texture — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 05:41:24 -0700

We are hugely excited to announce the debut of Weaponizer's latest webcomics project: 'Kink Walker'! It is the story of Bryn, a supernatural investigator, and his spirit guide Helen. It will debut on the site later today.

In the meantime, please go and have a read of this interview with its creators, the mighty Will Couper and the sublime Morag Lewis! You'll also see a sneak preview (below) of the exclusive cover for the series, drawn by the wonderful Emma Vieceli.

I'll post here again when the comic goes live - anyone who wants to blog / re-post / tweet about the launch, please do get in touch!

:D

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texture — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 08:26:56 -0700

KINK WALKER is go for launch.

If you dig the comic, please leave some feedback here for Will and Morag! Thanks for reading!

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Sonny — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 09:40:11 -0700

Will's an amazing writer already... combine him with some crisp line work from Morag Lewis and you've got a winner. Great work by all (yes, you too Bram!).

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Will Couper — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 09:48:27 -0700

Thanks, Dan!

I'm very proud of KINK WALKER and the job that Morag's done in bringing it to life. I'd love to do lots more.

I'd like to say a big thanks to Bram for hosting 'Out Here' and to Emma Vieceli, when she gets back, for providing such a striking cover image and the descriptive, yet mysterious, blurb.

Will

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texture — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 11:41:10 -0700

My absolute pleasure, as always, to host your work Will (same for all of you).

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:40:03 -0700

So very good, Will.

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sneak046 — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 09:20:10 -0700

A great introduction to the world and characters of KINK WALKER, and I for one am definitely looking forward to the next ep.

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Will Couper — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 18:22:07 -0800

Damn! Thanks for all your kind words about the comic.

The conclusion is now up on Weaponizer! Kink Walker: Part Two

Will

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KPatrickGlover — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 07:47:59 -0800

Fantastic work on Kink Walker, Will. Loved it.

I guess this is the appropriate thread to announce Weaponizer's next graphic novel, A Wicked Little Town. It's a Wyatt Earp story, written by me with art by the talented Keith Perkins. There will be a 6 page preview in the first issue of Weaponizer Quarterly in Feb and the graphic novel will start rolling out on Weaponizer in March. Did I mention it's Wyatt Earp? WHOOHOO!

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Fauxhammer — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 08:25:30 -0800

@Will--Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Good shit!

@Glover--Ah shore cain't wait ta see it, pardner!

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Will Couper — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 14:57:00 -0800

@ Fauxhammer: Thanks man!

@ KPatrickGlover: Cheers, mate. Look forward to seeing the new strip.

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texture — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 02:12:13 -0800

Weaponizer has been nominated in the category of 'Best Fiction E-Zine' in the annual Critters Poll.

(scroll to the bottom!)

If you would be so kind as to go and vote for us, that would be brilliant - we're up against the likes of Carkesworld, so it's a real coup to even be nominated.

Thanks!

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 09:26:33 -0800

Done did voted.

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steevo — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 09:57:05 -0800

^ Same.

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KPatrickGlover — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 09:04:05 -0800

Teaser panel for A Wicked Little Town, the upcoming Weaponizer webcomic about Wyatt Earp, story by me, art by the talented Keith Perkins...

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steevo — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 08:30:45 -0800

Hey Bram, I've been meaning to ask you, have you thought about adding an author/story search function on Weaponizer? It can be tough to find specific entries.

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texture — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:05:34 -0800

That's a really good idea. The site is getting a bit unwieldy. Will see what I can do. Thanks for the suggestion.

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Fauxhammer — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 06:59:51 -0800

I'm kind of excited: my new prose serial, WORKING CLASS PALADIN, starts on March 10 (help me out on the date if I have it wrong, Bram) with the first installment, entitled "The Meanest of Times". I hope you guys dig it; it's a story that's been incubating for a long time now.

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Fauxhammer — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 11:47:50 -0800

And it's live!

Part 1: The Meanest of Times

If you like it, tell your friends!

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texture — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 04:08:40 -0700

*dusts off thread*

I'm putting together a quarterly magazine at the moment. It's super, super late, mainly because I've had to teach myself InDesign all over again. I'm nearing completion now - just after a few illustrations. We already have some great art and text from Mo Ali, Andre Navarro and a bunch more Whitechapelers, which is great - Weaponizer would not survive as a site (or indeed as a magazine) without you guys! What I am looking for now is some illustrations for stories that don't have any art yet. Is anyone up for contributing?

The first thing I need is a monster. Here's what it looks like:

"It resembled a balloon made of meat, expanding and contracting as if breathing. Long, vine-like veins became visible when its body swelled, the raw red flash stretched thin and pink. Its bottom was a writhing mass of red feelers ending in wicked bony barbs that grasped mindlessly around it."

All submissions gratefully accepted and considered! Thanks folks, I look forward to sharing this magazine with you when it is finally finished.

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Rooth — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 05:04:44 -0700

I'm game to submit some illos Bram :)

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texture — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 05:08:34 -0700

Nice one Mike, thanks a huge bunch! Would be an honour to feature you. I can email you a list of what I'm after, or will keep posting the descriptions / briefs here.

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Rooth — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 05:33:46 -0700

Sure man, send an email if you like to: mike at mike rooth dot com.

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mojokingbee — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 06:08:05 -0700

@†3X†UR3...what else are you needing? I'm game if you need more illustrations.

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oldhat — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 07:09:05 -0700

I don't think you ever got back to me about those pictures. Hm... *looks through collection*

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 07:28:07 -0700

If you are in need of a beefcake centerfold, let me know.

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texture — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:18:46 -0700

HA! Beefcake centrefold...

@oldhat Sorry mate, will get on that this evening.

@Rooth Similarly, expect an email tonight

@MojoKingBee Mate, that would be awesome. Will email you tonight as well.

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:28:00 -0700

fuck you mean, "HA!"

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texture — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:32:46 -0700

OK now I really do want a Beefcake Centrefold. Send it! I'm also going to do one of those naked booty calendars featuring all the writers on the site covering their junk with paperbacks and Kindles.

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:58:12 -0700

THANK YOU.

Christ.

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 05:18:14 -0700

Here's my submission: hope you can use it!

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Will Couper — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 07:51:29 -0700

I'm also going to do one of those naked booty calendars featuring all the writers on the site covering their junk with paperbacks and Kindles.

If you provide the booze, Bram, I'll provide the junk. But it would require a lot of booze.

Will

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Sonny — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 11:16:27 -0700

Hahahaha... I love you guys.

(Excited for printed WEAPONIZER)

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texture — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 01:31:21 -0700

Hickey, that's going on Tumblr now, I hope you realise.

:D

EDIT to say something useful - here's a preview of the art for your Eric Heiserrer piece.

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 01:53:02 -0700

Ooh, balla!

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texture — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 04:23:31 -0700

I have three quarter page ad spaces in the first ish of Weaponizer Quarterly. Free to the first three peeps that hit me up. Want to plug your blog / website / band / whatever? Give me a yell. Decent artwork preferred. Cheers folks.

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Emperor — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 07:34:18 -0700

I reckon I can make use of one of those slots.

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 07:47:13 -0700

Want me to put the word out?

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texture — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 08:10:01 -0700

@Emperor - please email me texturemusick@gmail.com

@Fauxhammer - yeah man, I've only got a few wee spaces but do let folk know. Do you want a December Falls ad?

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 08:19:25 -0700

That actually might be an ideer--what's the going rate?

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texture — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 06:43:21 -0700

Free to you guv'nor! Free for everybody for the first two issues, at least... I'd rather have no ads at all, but ads for friends sites, products and events are fine, and should be free, at least until I manage to start paying per word. Least I can do. :D

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Denari — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 02:16:00 -0700

OK now I really do want a Beefcake Centrefold. Send it! I'm also going to do one of those naked booty calendars featuring all the writers on the site covering their junk with paperbacks and Kindles.

Oh Lord. I best get into the sit up and push ups... : P

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KPatrickGlover — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:41:31 -0700

[The Press Release sent out today...] (thanks to oldhat for the help crafting the release)

Weaponizer is proud to announce the launch of its second and newest serialized graphic series, A Wicked Little Town, written by K. Patrick Glover with art by Keith Perkins.

A Wicked Little Town, which launches May 6th, is a black and white traditional-style murder mystery set in the old west with legends Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday taking on the role of detectives.

The series will be published on a weekly basis, with five-page installments appearing every Friday.

K. Patrick Glover is a Michigan-based writer of mystery and suspense. Much of his work has been published through Weaponizer including the serialized thriller Bale’s Game. No stranger to the comic world, Glover also had a regular column on comic book nostalgia on Hypergeek.ca and is the writer of the webcomic The Invisible Skein with artist Amanda Hayes. His first book, a collection of short fiction titled (Parenthetically Speaking) was released last year.

Keith Perkins is an artist living in Maine. His influences range from Cubism, Surrealism, Abstract Impressionism, Pop-Art and Impressionism to Graphic Design, Science Fiction, Poetry, Mythology, and Music. All of these influences combine to form an original personal expression of the modern world. Perkins’ art is an expression of his inner and outer life. Sometimes harsh, sometimes lush, always offbeat.

Weaponizer is a web and print magazine specializing in publishing a diverse range of short fiction, serials, comics and non-fiction. Based out of Scotland, Weaponizer is the brainchild of writer/editor/musician Bram Gieben and features a pool of regular contributors that met in part through Whitechapel, an online community hosted by comic book legend Warren Ellis.

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texture — Mon, 02 May 2011 05:43:54 -0700

OH MAN! I'm so excited to read this K-Pat...

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texture — Tue, 03 May 2011 09:26:08 -0700

Bit of a cry for help - the magazine is laid out, my InDesign spec matches the MagCloud template exactly, I've cecked and proofed all the text, links and positioning, but the PDF I am exporting to is still not uploading to MagCloud. Anyone else used MagCloud before, or know InDesign really well? I'd really appreciate any help or advice you can offer. My email is texturemusick@gmail.com, I'm Texture on Skype. Thanks!

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 03 May 2011 11:42:05 -0700

I'll put the word out.

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texture — Tue, 03 May 2011 12:58:29 -0700

Thanks man. Design issues now sorted, thanks to @cunabula... Now having issues with (ugh) pricing. Twitter and FB have been a lot of help so far.

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texture — Wed, 04 May 2011 03:55:02 -0700

An update on pricing - would love to hear youyr thoughts if you have a spare minute.

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 04 May 2011 04:58:10 -0700

Let me try to approach this as somebody who has no vested interest (I'll be grabbing three or four copies--one for my records, and/or the PDF edition, one for Eric for hooking me up with the interview, and one for me da, let me get that out there right now), and as somebody who's only seen the cover layout.

I think $17 is a perfectly fair value for the money. Were it a monthly, that'd be a different story, but once every three months, $17 is something I'd be willing to pay, assuming I knew the Weaponizer brand. Hell, people have been reading for free for a few years now; I think the mix of the physical object, the look of it (again, assuming it follows along with the look of the cover), and the amount of content, and the ratio of exclusive content is where it's at. I mean, look at COILHOUSE (which, granted, is put together by more people, all of whom have design and aesthetics as their main focus). People buy the magazine to have something to hold in the hand, to flip through at their leisure. You can get that content on the website, but there's still something about getting something in the mail, ripping into the envelope, and holding the thing. I think that's going to be a big draw.

Bottom line is, if you can translate web traffic into a paying customer base, you're golden, and if there's anything I can do to help, let me know.

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Rooth — Wed, 04 May 2011 05:19:15 -0700

What @Fauxhammer said.
Given the super high quality of the art and writing, I don't think it's too high a price at all.
I'll buy one! And help push it around in any way that I can.

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texture — Wed, 04 May 2011 05:54:03 -0700

Thanks guys. The decision is made - issue #1 will be $16.50 for a physical copy (with free digi copy), a digi copy (multi-platform) will be $4. I'm hoping this gives me enough of an idea of the size of a paying market to look at cheaper solutions for the August issue, and a pot from which to start paying contributors. Having recently learned the fate of Dodgem Logic, and looking at what other MagClouders are doing, I think this is the way to start.

Because of the price, I'll make sure everyone who contributed gets a free digital copy - it's the least I can do really. I was hoping to provide a free physical copy, but to do that I would have to invest hundreds of dollars upfront. Unfortunately, that is just not an option.

Design-wise, I definitely haven't got the skills to match Coilhouse, but I've had help from Cunabula, my little brother (a pro graphic designer) and Mike Rooth,all of whom have given me hints and tips... I'm extremely proud of the result, and I hope you guys like it too.

All being well, it will be ready for launch tomorrow. Thanks as always folks for your support and encouragement!

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 04 May 2011 05:57:27 -0700

All being well, it will be ready for launch tomorrow.

fuck yes

In all seriousness--I'm proud as hell to be a part of the whole Weaponizer...movement? Is it a movement yet? I have faith that this is going to be quite the thing.

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texture — Wed, 04 May 2011 06:38:51 -0700

There are 84 of us now... I think that would qualify as a movement, if we all got together or, yknow, started a botnet invasion of MBNA or something.

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oldhat — Wed, 04 May 2011 07:21:42 -0700

Yeah, I don't have an issue with the price generally, and it IS worth it. But as I told you on twitter, as someone who makes a grand total of $50 a week, most of which is spent on food, a toy that I've saved up for and whatever bills I can, spending that much is a bit of a big deal to me personally. And it does kill me to say that or even admit it.

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 04 May 2011 07:50:24 -0700

@oldhat I'll spot you--you should be able to enjoy the mag your picture is fronting. You're making us look good! Email me your addy, if you want.

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texture — Wed, 04 May 2011 08:33:34 -0700

@oldhat - Sorry to let you down with the price tag robin... Out of interest would you prefer a shorter / cheaper magazine?

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texture — Fri, 06 May 2011 02:37:22 -0700

It is official folks: K-Patrick Glover and Keith Perkins' new ongoing, weekly webcomic A WICKED LITTLE TOWN starts today on Weaponizer!

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texture — Mon, 09 May 2011 04:08:36 -0700

It has taken me 11 proofs, but the Weaponizer Quarterly is finally ready to launch! in 5... 4.... 3.... 2...

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texture — Mon, 09 May 2011 04:46:08 -0700

CONDITION: LAUNCH

Issue #1 available for $16.50 as a physical objectt ov doom, or $3.99 as a PDF / iPad thing.

Spring 2011 - DEBUT ISSUE!

The first issue of Weaponizer Quarterly features SF and horror stories by Mark Harding, Justin Childress, Mo Ali, Andre Navarro, Andrew C. Ferguson, Paul Grimsley, and C. Brian Hickey, with art by Mo and Andre, plus Emmanuel Hernaez aka MojoKingBee and others, plus a four-page photography spread by cover artist Robin LeBlanc.

There's non-fiction from Pornokitsch alt.history specialist Jared Shurin, plus Elle Matheuse and Grimly Whetfox, talking about comets, prejudice and lucid dreaming, plus interviews with screenwriter / director Eric Heiserrer (A Nightmare on Elm Street / The Thing), recent Planet Mu signing and DJ legend Chrissy Murderbot, and San Francisco Witch House label-head Ben Verslius of Tundra Dubs.

We've also got an EXCLUSIVE prequel to K. Patrick Glover and Keith Perkins' new webcomic serial, 'A Wicked Little Town', plus more comics from Richard Fannon and artist Lee Smart, and an illustrated vampire story by Harlequinade and Inkmoth.

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 09 May 2011 04:55:21 -0700

There's something wrong with the link; I keep getting "Magazine not found". Could it just be that it takes a while to populate in their search or something?

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texture — Mon, 09 May 2011 04:55:56 -0700

You going here?

http://www.magcloud.com/browse/Issue/190656

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 09 May 2011 04:58:05 -0700

Yep--even tried copypasta on the link; nae guid.

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texture — Mon, 09 May 2011 05:00:59 -0700

Fixed now!

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Sonny — Mon, 09 May 2011 11:18:54 -0700

Just ordered and downloaded this. It's my day off today and it's rainy and cold out... about to read.

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NeilFord — Mon, 09 May 2011 12:02:17 -0700

Brilliant work everyone, looks great! :)

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Steve Toase — Mon, 09 May 2011 13:03:31 -0700

Congratulations everyone on pulling this together.

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texture — Tue, 10 May 2011 02:34:16 -0700

Thanks for the kind words guys! I'm very honoured to work with such talented writers and artists, and the whole process has been verymuch a steep and enjoyable learning curve! Thanks again to Cunabula, UncouthRooth, Paul Sizer, Twitter crew and Citruscreed for help and assistance!

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 10 May 2011 04:48:44 -0700

I love. Love love love love. How you rendered the telepathic speech in "Mister Sticks". I showed my wife, and she said "AAAA TAKE IT AWAY IT SCARES ME". I said, "That's good! It's a horror story!"

I'm also trying to get her to submit some of her photography--her underestimation of her own skills is formidable, though.

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Vornaskotti — Tue, 10 May 2011 08:38:27 -0700

I am a consumer! I have consumed digital goods.

Damn, got to get something written for the next issue!

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texture — Wed, 11 May 2011 01:33:18 -0700

Thanks guys, glad you're digging it!

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KPatrickGlover — Fri, 20 May 2011 10:01:30 -0700

The third weekly chapter of A Wicked Little Town is live today at the Weaponizer site...

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KPatrickGlover — Thu, 26 May 2011 22:44:08 -0700

Ok, I've got to toot the horn just a little here, we've just got a write up at CBR...

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2011/05/24/a-month-of-webcomics-a-wicked-little-town/

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texture — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:34:24 -0800

I'm now commissioning content for the new Weaponizer Magazine. For those of you who missed the first one, it's still available. If you haven't seen the site before, we publish Fiction and other weirdness - we're coming back online for 2012 very shortly, after recruiting a few new editors. First things first though - I'd like to invite the denizens of Whitechapel to contribute to the magazine. The deadline is the end of February. I've emailed previous contributors, now I'm opening up the submissions to the talented folk who hang out here.

There are a few differences from the last time, let me go over them.

The magazine will be smaller - 46 pages of content not 76. This means the cover price will be lower, and I will be able to provide copies to all contributors in actual magazine form this time.

The interior is black and white - artists take note.

I will be selling copies hand to hand and via snail mail, so it's possible we can take it to some cons and zine fairs, and get it more widely read.

I will be paying contributors. It will be a token payment, and yet to be confirmed in terms of amount... but it will be a paid gig nonetheless.

The theme of this issue will be LITERATURE. Interpret how you will - but for nonfiction articles, basically it needs to have a slant on writing, publishing, ebooks, RPGs.... something to do with storytelling. No film or music pitches this issue please!

I already have some content commissioned, and spaces are filling up fast. So, here's what I am after:

WRITERS
I am looking for the following features / stories:

1 x article / interview (3000 words)
For this one - pitch me your idea before writing it. I'll give you a go ahead and confirm details.

3 x short stories (3000 words)
These don't necessarily have to relate to the 'Literature' theme although it may help you get chosen for print if your story does tie in. Send me finished drafts, I will review and choose the ones I want to publish.

6 x Flash (1200 words)
I've upped the traditional Flash limit to 1200, basically because it fits the page nicely. Again, these don't necessarily have to relate to the 'Literature' theme although it may help you get chosen for print if your story does tie in. Send me finished drafts, I will review and choose the ones I want to publish.

2 x comics
(4 page spread)
Any theme, any topic, as above... send me sample art, or a pitch, and we can discuss... I understand that sending me finished projects is not always viable,

**PLEASE NOTE**
This is super important.... I cannot accept fiction, articles or comics which have already been published elsewhere, including online / on your blog etc. This is because I'm submitting the magazine as part of a Universtity course. If your submission is published elsewhere I will have to turn it down. Sorry!

ARTISTS
All of the above articles will need illustrations. If you would like to contribute, please email me back to confirm this. I will then give you a list of options of stories to illustrate.

A note regarding payment
The payments will be one-off payments for artists and writers. They will be pretty small, I won't kid you.... this is essentially me starting from scratch, with a new format for everything... Nonetheless, paying people for commissioned content is something I want to do. I hope to be able to pay around £10 for long fiction and articles, £5 for flash, and £10 for artwork. This is not a guarantee that I can definitely pay these amounts, just a ballpark figure. However we will nail down a payment framework prior to the magazine being published. There may also be the option, like last time, of advertising your blog / ebook / website / whatever for free in the magazine. I will confirm all these details once I have the content commissioned. I know this is a bit slapdash - it would be better to tell you upfront what you will be paid. However because I'm using a new printer, new distro method, etc etc, I wont know final costs / payments until a bit later in the process. I thank you all for your patience and understanding in this matter.

Please email all submissions or pitches to editor.weaponizer [at] gmail.com by 28th Fenruary! Please include the words 'FOR MAGAZINE' in the subject line of your email.

Good luck! I look forward to reading your submissions and working with you!

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:47:18 -0800

I'm 2000 words into my short piece.

The edits are gonna be a BITCH

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texture — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:57:40 -0800

It's a much tougher process for everyone this time, I think. Last time I didn't set word limits or deadlines... this time it's based on optimum layout size, so it's gonna be a bitch, yep. Like I said in the Spleen thread though, many of you will simply shit with glee when you see who we've bagged an interview with for the main feature...

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Horrible Warning Si — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:02:56 -0800

Texture -- suggest you start a brand new thread for this latest iteration of the mag. That'll make it easier for others (like yrs truly) to Make Linky via Twitter etc.

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texture — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:10:07 -0800

Ooh, okay, thanks Si! I will do that now!

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texture — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:03 -0800

this is an old thread - all Qs / Comments please redirect to new thread here