I've never twitted before and am only on the internets intermittently at the moment so there will be a lot of mobile usage and crazy person ramblings... I probably won't stand out that much actually come to think of it... :-D
Someone spilled coffee over hundreds of servers simultaneously. Can't believe how annoyed I am that it's offline. Amazing how quickly I became hooked on it.
Apparently Twitter is suffering from a series of Denial-Of-Service attacks, as is Facebook and some other sites. Very odd. Some are saying Twitter's site is down but things like Twitterfon and Tweetdeck are still available for tweeting, but they're not working too great either. Paramount are obviously really trying hard to stop people criticising G.I. Joe before it comes out tomorrow.