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who loves Bacon? (w/ flowchart)

veryunderstated — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:09:51 -0800

I do. I hope you do to.

This may have been shared here before, I dunno. If it has been shared here please remove this thread, or maybe merge it with the original thread.

Here is the image I want to share:

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:17:31 -0800

Finally. A food has become an internet meme.

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icelandbob — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:19:27 -0800

Bacon...mmmmmm (mental note to self. Must get more bacon)

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Finagle — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:44:11 -0800

Love your bacon, but don't *love* your bacon.

Any questions?

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Admiral Neck — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:14:41 -0800

Jim Gaffigan on bacon. Essential viewing for bacon fans.

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sacredchao — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:21:01 -0800

Have any of you had bacon chocolate? It's wonderful. You can get it at Whole Foods in the U.S., among other places.

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AlephNought — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:26:11 -0800

I <3 bacon, yes.

The baconpunk tag on Flickr needs more entries.

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AlephNought — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:31:11 -0800

@sacredchao

I had some, given to me as a gift some time back. Quite tasty, if I recall.

The BaconSalt guys have also now come out with Baconnaise, with which I was graciously supplied by a Libby when she was back here over break. Guaranteed to up the awesome of whatever you put it on.

Interesting experiment? This weekend, I tried a veggie burger (Morningstar Griller Prime) with bacon salt, baconnaise and Baco's. AMAZING. It's all vegetarian too, and I believe save for the burger it's all kosher as well.

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joe.distort — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:45:38 -0800

The baconpunk tag on Flickr needs more entries.

ive never seen bacon at a show...ill keep my eyes open.

bacon is delicious, but it is one of the few bad-for-me foods that i actually have willpower to resist, so i havent had it in months.

edit: look at this majesty though (caution-may make your heart hurt) BACON CHEESE ROLLUP!

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COMTE — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:53:26 -0800

I believe the more pertinent question is: "Who DOESN'T love bacon?"

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mister hex — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:24:51 -0800

Bacon is a food group.

@ COMTE - Such people must be shot, if only to put us all out of their misery.

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veryunderstated — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:27:33 -0800

CHICKEN FRIED BACON w/CREAM GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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brittanica — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:31:34 -0800

bacon cinnamon rolls sound like they're made of pure win.

my farm-folk parents had a pig butchered, so i have super-local, super-awesome bacon. i will brag about this at any given opportunity.

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Verissimus — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:47:34 -0800

I love bacon but I refuse to eat concentration camp piggies.

Just freerange farmed, organic meat for me.

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Bunnikins — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:30:40 -0800

That is amazing! I made bacon cookies once (standard cookie mix with chocolate chips and bits of bacon) and they worked out rather well. I'd recommend making some.

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Pooka — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:38:35 -0800

I LOVE BACON. yes it's been said...but...I feel bad, about eating intelligent critters like pigs...but....it's bacon.

it's.....Bacon.

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shining_lion — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:41:07 -0800

There's a BBQ bacon 'n' pork sausage roll recipe out there. You use two pounds of bacon and a pound or two of pork sausage.

You start with a bacon weave, slap the pork sausage on there, in a nice consistently-thick layer, and then put some fried bacon on top of the sausage.

Aw, hell--here's the recipe:

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

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E0157H7 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:49:53 -0800

My doctor said that I had to either give up gluttony or wrath. Oh, how I miss bacon. Sniff.

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razrangel — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:00:12 -0800

Reason #430856128645-01 why I can't become a moslem, jew or buddhist.

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Jon Wake — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:34:48 -0800

Why Portland is the greatest town.

Donuts? Yus.

Bacon on donuts? Yus please and thank you goodnight.

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Jay Kay — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:59:06 -0800

Finally. A food has become an internet meme.

Man, when HASN'T bacon been an internet meme?

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Finagle — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:14:48 -0800

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Lazarus99 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:57:58 -0800

@razrangel

Why not? I'm Jewish, and I eat bacon...mmm...sacralicious...

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ChrisD — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:50:40 -0800

I can feel my arteries clogging just reading this thread. Oh god how I love bacon!!

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mister hex — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:46:50 -0800

Now is the time to mention chicken-fried steak. Possibly better than bacon*.

* Not possible. But still most fucking awesome.

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Cat Vincent — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:27:50 -0800

John Scalzi. 'nuff said.

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bjacques — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:50:33 -0800

Mmmm. Bacon and figs with goat cheese. Bake them in a pan. Yum, yum, yum.

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sacredchao — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:24:21 -0800

@Jon Wake - I went to Voodoo Donuts while I was in town, but they were out of the maple-bacon bars when I wanted one. Unfortunately, we had to make it to the airport, so I couldn't wait until more had been made.

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sneak046 — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:30:59 -0800

Even when I was a strange twentysomething who never ate the flesh of the pig, bacon was different. I think I've always believed bacon was in a food group of it's own. Clearly however I am mistaken and will endeavour to class it where it belongs - as a herb.

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orwellseyes — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:11:21 -0800

Man, this is a meme that makes me unwell. Can't stand bacon. Grew up on black pudding and irish sausage, that's a proper grease breakfast.

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SilentObjector — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:20:55 -0800

Bacon is the only proper grease breakfast, you pond-crossed liar.

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Ben — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:48:31 -0800

Am I the only one who pictured Joe.distort in a crowded house party, holding a tray of bacon above the thrashing masses?

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orwellseyes — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:55:34 -0800

Bacon is the only proper grease breakfast, you pond-crossed liar.

You're sick in your headhole. Let me cure you.

That "canadian bacon" on the left, that's just fucking ham.

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Ben — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:57:43 -0800

Jesus, those sausages are almost as shiny as the silverware. What the hell are those red fetus-like things?

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COMTE — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:32:45 -0800

@veryunderstated:

There's a bar just a few blocks from my apartment in Seattle that has this on their appetizer menu - comes with four "rashers", but you can really only eat just one!

@Jon Wake:

Mmmmm, Voodoo Donut - me drool now!

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orwellseyes — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:36:15 -0800

They're tomatoes, skinned like oranges I believe...though this is the Irish we're talking about...so i maintain they're fetuses until proven otherwise.

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COMTE — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:36:59 -0800

@Ben:

Stewed tomatoes, I'm guessing. Tomatoes in some form were one of the standard ingredients in the "traditional Irish breakfast" (along with everything else on that plate - I'm assuming the yellowish item in the 11:00 position is the white pudding) I was served all over the "emerald isle".

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orwellseyes — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:56:59 -0800

@Comte:
Could be hash browns too.

A fried cube of hash browns. When over there visiting family I introduced them to the concept of cheese on hash browns.

They tried to make me king, but I declined.

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E0157H7 — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:52:02 -0800

If you really want to kick bacon ass, you know what you do? You fry a bunch of breakfast sausages up. No beans, toast, pancakes or whatever. Just a ton of fucking sausage, with three eggs, fried in butter. Leave the yolks in, put chili sauce on everything and drink enough espresso to give a crank fiend a heart attack. This is the breakfast that will terrify your doctor and send you out the door ready to bite the heads off doves.

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aike — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:04:30 -0800

Dates wrapped in bacon... wonderful spanish tapas thing

take dates, remove pit, wrap in bacon, pepper to taste and fry till bacon is crispy.

I am currently trying to find out how to put bacon into my TPN. (thats my IV food supply thing...) THe advantage, bacon directly into bloodstream. The disadvantage, less bacon in mouth. The solution: bacon in my TPN as well as bacon in mouth, that way I can ingest more bacon!

Ah life is good.

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diello — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:15:58 -0800

I do love bacon :D

xkcd has me pinned:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/stove_ownership.png

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Snow — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:59:06 -0800

Last time I mentioned Bacon on Twitter, this happened:

@baconbaconbacon does make a good point, though.

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CDoring — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:05:26 -0800

-Chris D.

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diello — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:12:22 -0800

@CDoring
Seriously! Bacon should be a staple in trick-or-treating! In fact, if I didn't want to horde it all for myself, that's what I'd give out at Halloween.

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Pablo — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:24:52 -0800

Every time I eat bacon, I can feel my soul having a heart attack. Can't stand the stuff. I want to know who invented bacon. Was it the Americans? It seems like something they would do (or is it that bacon has molded America's existence so that it seems like something they would do? Chicken and egg type of thing?).

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Slick — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:36:43 -0800

Nobody invented bacon, it has always existed.

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3millionyears — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:58:27 -0800

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh-heh-heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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sacredchao — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:07:12 -0800

@Pablo - Actually, it depends on which kind of bacon your talking about. "American bacon" is made from pork belly, while the other kind is made from the back. At least, that's what Anthony Bourdain said on the Southern food episode of No Reservations.

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Thom B. — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:03:28 -0800

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Thom B. — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:23:33 -0800

Hmm, a quick search reveals that bacon is a popular subject for tattoos.

and

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Thom B. — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:29:08 -0800

@E0157H7 - Found you the right coffee to go with that breackfast.

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Finagle — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:04:24 -0800

My favorite Bacon.

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FilmFan — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:18:08 -0800

@ AlephNought & everyone else

Urban Dictionary's definition of baconpunk is pretty funny.

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howyadoin — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:59:07 -0800

Not enough photos of actual bacon in this thread. Allow me to rectify the situation:

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brittanica — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:06:54 -0800

@howyadoin
that first pic... sigh. i'm in love with that picture.

i'm making epic grilled cheese sandwiches (as mentioned in the january food thread)... perhaps bacon-inclusion may be in order?

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howyadoin — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:45:01 -0800

You definitely have my support.

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thryn — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:51:24 -0800

Click for special baconized Whitechapel!

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diello — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:29:42 -0800

Thanks, @howyadoin. I've just finished a huge meal, and now I'm starving for breakfast greasy goodness.

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howyadoin — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:59:44 -0800

I think "baconized" is a more useful verb than "weaponized".

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AlephNought — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:00:26 -0800

@FilmFan

Actually, I'm responsible for that. The name is not a coincidence.

Here's the LJ entry where baconpunk started (afaik).

All credit to Libby and Warren for making it more than just a local in-joke, of course.

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Finagle — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:16:52 -0800

OK, so we've seen bacon. We've seen baconpunk. We've seen steampunk ...although not yet in this thread.

Ergo, what we need now is steampunk bacon. Who dares combine two of the mightiest Internet memes into a single, burning image?

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Alastair — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:31:43 -0800

i should just point out that that traditional "irish" breakfast is also a scotch and full english with some carful editing (the inclusion of haggis and lorne sausage for the scotch the addition of more fat for the full english)

my god i'm hungry

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FilmFan — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 10:45:18 -0800

@ AlephNought

2 things.

the breakfast robot youtube link is broken
&
yay! Peter Serafinowicz worked with Michael Kupperman!

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Fauxhammer — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 10:59:46 -0800

@orwellseyes Was...was that black pudding I saw..?

THAT is a food that XCKD guy needs to make a comic about.

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mister hex — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 11:08:13 -0800

More than sixty comments about bacon.

And Kupperman! Sss! Wipe me down with a paper towel to remove excess grease!

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AlephNought — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:28:47 -0800

@FilmFan

Thanks for the heads-up; should be fixed now.

Additionally:

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FilmFan — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:43:59 -0800

yay breakfast robot!

I thought it would be a robot that makes breakfast but dancing meat is always welcome

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dkostis — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:32:08 -0800

I use to make little bacon fritters...

Fry bacon with garlic until the bacon is cooked but soft. Wrap bacon around a small piece of cheese. Return to pan and fry a minute longer. You want to crisp the bacon but not lose the cheese. Remove from pan and drain for a minute. Coat bacon & cheese cubes in batter. I used french toast batter but you can use any batter you like. Deep fry or finish frying in the fat remaining from the bacon frying earlier.

I have been an involuntary psuedo-vegetarian for over twenty years and sadly, nothing can replace the sensual magic of bacon. On my death bed I will eat a bacon and steak hoagie, deep fried and served with a side of cream gravy.

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Justin Wrote This — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 09:37:39 -0800

I have driven over an hour (almost) solely for bacon. Some places around here do it up alright, but the best bacon I have found is used at Bob Evans. unfortunately, the two nearest B.E.'s are at least an hour away (west for one, south for another). But I am willing to drive there for it. Because it is awesome.

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Lee Matthews — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 14:13:46 -0800

ALL FOOD TASTES BETTER WRAPPED IN BACON AND DEEP FRIED!!!!!!

it might kill you, but what a way to go

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rickiep00h — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:03:02 -0800

@Lee Matthews:

Digitalyn, Rootfireember, and I came up with a theory on Twitter a couple months ago--Barapples. Bacon-wrapped apples, battered and deep fried.

My wife refuses to let me try cooking this concoction. I hereby lay it out as a Whitechapel Challenge.

Also, why the hell is this thread still alive?

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dkostis — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:10:24 -0800

@ rickiep00h

I'm sure I've got a recipe in an old book for baked battered apples with bacon. If I can find it over the next couple of weeks I'll send it to you.

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rickiep00h — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:39:38 -0800

@dkostis

That would be amazing. Less of the baked, more of the deep fried. :-)

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Verissimus — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:39:07 -0800

ALL FOOD TASTES BETTER WRAPPED IN BACON AND DEEP FRIED!!!!!!

it might kill you, but what a way to go

You saying you want to die from being wrapped in bacon and deep fried?

That's weird...

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KPeff — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:43:48 -0800

Chicken fried bacon with cream gravy
That's Sodolak's Country Inn near College Station, TX, where my brother has lived for seven years and where my sister just moved for at least four years of college.

My brother and his wife went to Sodolak's once and said it was great, though they didn't try the deep fried bacon. Living in northwest Houston, I might be one of the only guys on this board with the opportunity and inclination to try this place out. Anyone been there?

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MegaGoosey — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:25:28 -0800

I live in Houston. Maybe a trip is needed up to ol' College Station.. I have some friends up there I could visit.

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LBA — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:48:17 -0800

I think I'll have to stop there the next time I'm in College Station between that and the ridiculously cheap alcohol I need to take a visit.

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Sonny — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:43:30 -0800

At first I thought this thread might be about the work of Francis BACON... it isn't and I'm sad. No opinion really on bacon from a pig. It is what it is. With breakfast I'd likely choose sausage. BLT's are good though!

So who likes FRANCIS BACON??

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Finagle — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:01:30 -0800

What is this, chopped liver?

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aike — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:06:47 -0800

@Sonny: Blasphemy. Heresy. Treason!

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Lazarus99 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:19:34 -0800

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emonk — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:01:27 -0800

March 21, San Francisco: BaconCamp

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FilmFan — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:34:52 -0800

bacon explosion makes new york times

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Brendan McGinley — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:38:09 -0800

Someday there will be a way to get bacon without killing pigs.

And then there can be no plausible rejection of Bacon. Folklore will merge it with the FSM's noodly, infinite folds into the new holy spirit of the deliciousness godhead.

ALL. HAIL. BACON!

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howyadoin — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:36:54 -0800

Someday there will be a way to get bacon without killing pigs.

I think it's the murder that makes it taste so delicious.

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Finagle — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:09:26 -0800

Technically speaking, there already is a way to get bacon without killing the pig...

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LBA — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:16:35 -0800

bacon Haikus

Bacon & Sauseige

Concoctionus Maximus

Almost too perfect.

Harv Keitel, Actor

Takes coffee with bacon grease

That guy is righteous.