Fri, 24 May 2013 09:52:06 -0700 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla 1.1.4 & Feed Publisher http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11899#Comment_11899 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11899#Comment_11899 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:16:33 -0800 Viceroy good with women, but I am bad at "pulling the trigger"... ie getting phone numbers, bedding them, etc etc. Last night, I am at this party, and this girl is with her friends. I am with my friends. Our friends talk. We talk. She is hot. I am a nerd.

Now, normally Hot girls + Nerds = Awkward Conversations That Go Nowhere And Waste Everyone's Time. But unbelievably, not tonight! As luck would have it, this hot girl is actually really into horror movies... As am I. It turns out she's a special effects artist, and is currently making fake human organs for her job. I am blown away. But do I get a phone number? Of course not. However, as she's leaving, she tells me to get her number from my friend. I am intrigued.

So provided I get the number, waht do I do and when do I do it? I can't stand real dates... They're just so awkward and boring. Going to a movie is sitting in the dark with a stranger and not talking. Drinks mean me getting rip roaring drunk and making an ass of myself. Museum? No. Paintball shooting? Too cold outside. This is where I run into trouble.

Come on, White Chapel. Help me out here. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11900#Comment_11900 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11900#Comment_11900 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:32:38 -0800 warrenellis http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11903#Comment_11903 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11903#Comment_11903 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:34:16 -0800 Andre Navarro Come on, White Chapel. Help me out here.

Step 1 - Go to the bathroom

Step 2 - Get a razor blade.

Step 3 - Cut your wrists

Step 4 - Wait ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11904#Comment_11904 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11904#Comment_11904 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:34:41 -0800 alwayscrashing http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11906#Comment_11906 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11906#Comment_11906 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:36:12 -0800 warrenellis http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11910#Comment_11910 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11910#Comment_11910 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:43:01 -0800 oldhat
My advice? Kill a squirrel, gut it, and mail it to her with a note written in your own blood. And don't forget to include a condom with the whole thing. Take it from me, girls LOVE that sort of thing. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11914#Comment_11914 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11914#Comment_11914 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:56:42 -0800 acacia http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11915#Comment_11915 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11915#Comment_11915 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:59:32 -0800 warrenellis http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11916#Comment_11916 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11916#Comment_11916 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:02:05 -0800 Viceroy http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11917#Comment_11917 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11917#Comment_11917 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:03:41 -0800 warrenellis http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11918#Comment_11918 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11918#Comment_11918 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:04:06 -0800 Viceroy http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11919#Comment_11919 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11919#Comment_11919 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:04:38 -0800 oldhat
And I do believe that's 10 points to Mr. Ellis. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11920#Comment_11920 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11920#Comment_11920 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:05:00 -0800 Viceroy http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11921#Comment_11921 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11921#Comment_11921 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:06:07 -0800 Viceroy http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11922#Comment_11922 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11922#Comment_11922 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:08:21 -0800 warrenellis http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11923#Comment_11923 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11923#Comment_11923 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:09:04 -0800 Viceroy
Yes. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11924#Comment_11924 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11924#Comment_11924 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:11:27 -0800 Andre Navarro Also, it seems a little presumptuous to go right for the poop chute, no?

You're still trying to get the girl on a date. Worry about that later. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11925#Comment_11925 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11925#Comment_11925 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:13:51 -0800 acacia http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11926#Comment_11926 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11926#Comment_11926 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:15:43 -0800 oldhat http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11927#Comment_11927 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11927#Comment_11927 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:17:36 -0800 Viceroy
God, WHY ARE GIRLS NOT ATTRACTED TO ME??!? ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11928#Comment_11928 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11928#Comment_11928 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:19:22 -0800 Andre Navarro God, WHY ARE GIRLS NOT ATTRACTED TO ME??!?

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, because of this: "Come on, White Chapel. Help me out here." ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11931#Comment_11931 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11931#Comment_11931 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:22:32 -0800 acacia http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11932#Comment_11932 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11932#Comment_11932 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:23:50 -0800 Andre Navarro Indeed, clearly there is no space in "Whitechapel." It's in the title bar.

That's only one of the reasons. I mean, read the title of this thread. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11933#Comment_11933 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11933#Comment_11933 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:28:27 -0800 Viceroy http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11934#Comment_11934 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11934#Comment_11934 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:29:09 -0800 acacia http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11935#Comment_11935 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11935#Comment_11935 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:34:38 -0800 Viceroy http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11936#Comment_11936 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11936#Comment_11936 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:35:14 -0800 Ariana I'll let you know how it all turns out!
No need. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11938#Comment_11938 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496&Focus=11938#Comment_11938 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:36:09 -0800 warrenellis
20 points to Ariana. ]]>