Happy Birthday Warren, if you were indeed born and not just spontaneously thrust into the universe by Great Old Ones. No doubt you will be gifted by many boxes of arse eels and whiskey.
Happy Birthday boss. With you and me and Spiraltwist being Aquarian, it's clearly time for peace and love and understanding throughout our planetseveral whiskeys, either singly or in a group. Any requests (that are physically possible)?
Happy birthday sir, I wish you a day that your aches and pains are visited on another, and if you can't think of a deserving soul, I know a couple. May your head be clear, the internet machines compliant, and the nurses/filthy assistants/high priestesses, red bull and whiskey be in copious quantities.