Happy Birthday Levar Burton! I love your voice work on Captain Planet! And Reading Rainb--
There. I just killed the guy who was typing that. His body shall be placed on the Warren Ellis pyre and burned in honour of your birthday. May it add many years to your own life, so you can continue making up lies for a living. I so enjoy reading them.
Thanks for producing some of my favorite literature over the years. Transmetropolitan and Crooked Little Vein were lighthouses during a truly God-awful decade. If anyone deserves to be able to shoot lethal laser beams out of their eyes, it's you.
Hugh beaumont is my grandad and I didn't know that... thats embarrassing. Indeed good company though. In that case, I need to drink more whiskey - he loved it, too.