Impossible, but if you must insist with this madness: May you always be in the opportunity to celebrate with your loved ones and have a case of whiskey at hand.
Today is also my brother's birthday. I'd willing trade you two but I've a feeling White Chapel would whip me with Cheney's bowels before strangling me with my own vasa deferentia.
So happy birthday. You would have made an awesome brother. And fuck you, White Chapel.
Happy Birthday Mr. Ellis, I find it perplexing that you share a birthday with my favorite aunt, my frustratingly suave pool-shark best friend, and Kim Jong Il. Surely this means something...?