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London Zoo: Weaponizing a 30 inch dildo

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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2008 edited
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    For some reason I thought this would be of interest here. 2 guys fighting, one with a cat o' nine tails and the other a 30" dildo. I don't know why I think it would be of interest here, I don't know what this says about either this place or me for that matter, but it seems wrong not to have it at least posted here.

    WARNING: Sexual torture devices used as weapons ...

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      CommentAuthorUnsub
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2008
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    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    Who the hell thinks "well this little 2 footer just is not doing it anymore, I need a 30 incher" ?
    That looked like a hard hit and it made a really solid "swack" when hit.

    Wasn't there a scene in "lock stock and 2 smoking barrels" like that?
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    Who the hell thinks "well this little 2 footer just is not doing it anymore, I need a 30 incher" ?


    Courteney Love?
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    Your mom?

    re: lock stock
    I think it was a 12-inch black rubber cock, but it's the correct spirit
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2008
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    Nothing says "I love you" like whacking your friend in the face with 2 1/2 foot cock.
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      CommentAuthorElana
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2008
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    What is the use of a dildo that is that floppy?
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    What is the use of a dildo that is that floppy?


    If I have to explain then you don't need to know... wait, I don't even know what that means...
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    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    Thread Killer time. There are many reason to have a dildo that floppy. One is to insert said dildo in a personal orifice and then insert the other end into a partner or random stranger's orifice. Another popular one is if you have two orifices in your lower regions is to insert it in one of those orifices and then bend it to the other orifice. But my personal favorite would be to inert said dildo into the dirtier of orifices and prance around with a tail while singing "pop goes the weasel" as it was our goddam giving right too.
    • CommentAuthorZeebo
    • CommentTimeJan 15th 2008
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    But Mr. Reynolds, I must protest, for all individuals bear at least two orifices in their lower regions. Some are merely smaller than others. To avoid such a fact requires extensive surgical alterations whose titles involve words like "reroute."
    • CommentAuthorVetes
    • CommentTimeJan 15th 2008 edited
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    That's just strange.
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    Interesting video... but I was hoping to see more details on actual weaponization.
    Like a nail through the end. Fugu poison bladders. A built in Taser. Grinding the dildo up really small so it can be aerosolized.

    I'll stop now.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
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    @Cat Another youtube video for another day perhaps.
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      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
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    I'm still waiting for the practical application of the gas powered dildo from Naked Gun 2 1/2.

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      CommentAuthortim12s
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
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    Horribly - and seemingly pointlessly enough - to add to the 'Gas powered dildo' device in NG 2 1/2 which just seems to be a dildo stuck on a chainsaw motor...

    Is a dildo stuck on the end of a reciprocating saw (AKA Sawzall) motor which DOES get real-life use.

    Look, I don't make the fucking things, I don't use the fucking things, just Google 'dildo' and 'sawzall'.

    If you're curious about the fucking things.
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    The dildo-sawzall combination is among the most basic of motorized buggering devices. A brief look around the old internet will reveal a wealth of "fucking machines," some almost rube-goldbergian in their complexity.

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