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    • CommentAuthorMacgyver
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
     (538.21)
    A pub exempt from the smoking ban

    Some kind of garden plant thing cause I seem to remember him saying he was in to a bit of gardening

    Any one bodymod

    Although I think that the infinite number of monkeys that shit money would probably be a welcome gift...
    • CommentAuthorDemarc
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
     (538.22)
    A flying car.
    • CommentAuthormunin218
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
     (538.23)
    I've been knitting afghans lately. I'm finishing mine, then one for the hubby, then one for the muse.

    After that I'd gladly knit one for Warren. ;P In the most obscene colors I could find. ;P

    heh.
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      CommentAuthorCDoring
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
     (538.24)
    Nurses...
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      CommentAuthorBurch
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
     (538.25)
    I would send him $725,000 which is equivalent to about 5£ to get himself a drink at the pub.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
     (538.26)
    A shark.
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      CommentAuthorMark R
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
     (538.27)
    Something that will allow him to punch people through the Internet.


    Just about spit my drink on the screen when I read this. I'm sure that would have netted me a punch in the face from Warren, but damn, it's funny.

    I'd send him my Luke Skywalker Pez dispenser I bought at a rummage sale for .15 cents last summer. Not cause he needs Pez, but cause everyone needs some trinkety shit in their office.
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      CommentAuthorDani
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2008
     (538.28)
    A bottle of Scotch that never empties.
    • CommentAuthorZeebo
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
     (538.29)
    A bottle of Scotch that never empties.

    v2.0:
    A bottomless bottle of scotch duct-taped to an endless can of Red Bull that dispenses cigarettes whenever he looks at it.
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      CommentAuthorGypsy
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
     (538.30)
    A Tardis because, after this, he's going to need more storage space...that and I can see Warren as a Timelord....
  1.  (538.31)
    a working interocitor
    • CommentAuthorthefinn
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
     (538.32)
    Cannoli from Termini's... If you've had them, I don't need to explain why.
    • CommentAuthorSatyrsong
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
     (538.33)
    A new keyboard...
    Shoot, a whole new form of portable computer/phone/laser/communication portal he could hardwire directly into his brain.
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      CommentAuthorAndre
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008 edited
     (538.34)
    Some form of intravenus drip that's portable and constantly adding higher amounts of redbull directly into his bloodstream and perhaps a bionic leg ripped from the body of steve austin himself...and finally a cure for cancer in the event the smoking catches up to him and we're depraved of excellent entertainment and comedic alan moore impersonations.
  2.  (538.35)
    A mobile oxygen tent with sun reflectors.

    Because we would love to have you back in Atlanta and I assumes thats the only way.
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      CommentAuthorARES
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.36)
    bread
    apples
    very small rocks
    churches
    lead
    A duck!
    • CommentAuthorSoul-bot
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.37)
    A rhino, explosives, and an explosive rhino.
  3.  (538.38)
    Because we would love to have you back in Atlanta and I assumes thats the only way.

    First, knock your airport down, rebuilt it as something usable by humans, and do not staff it with the educationally subnormal. It is the worst airport I have ever been in.
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      CommentAuthorvideocrime
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.39)
    If we're talking realistic : a copy of The Pillows "Happy Bivouac" and the DVD of "FLCL"

    Hell, I might do that just for kicks.

    If I do, I'll throw in some local St. Louis bands' records and a hand-made t-shirt...
  4.  (538.40)
    If we're talking realistic : a copy of The Pillows "Happy Bivouac" and the DVD of "FLCL"

    I own both (in other forms), thanks.