Not signed in (Sign In)
    •  
      CommentAuthorHNash
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.41)
    Even though it's not within my means...

    First class airline travel to wherever Mr. Ellis needs to go. And that first class cabin would be smoke friendly, of course.

    No more scary airports or backwoods security folk.
    •  
      CommentAuthorvideocrime
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.42)
    @warrenellis : well, it was worth a shot...
  1.  (538.43)
    First, knock your airport down, rebuilt it as something usable by humans, and do not staff it with the educationally subnormal. It is the worst airport I have ever been in.


    But then we would have no winter god to sacrifice anything to. Turner in summer, Airport in winter.
  2.  (538.44)
    First, knock your airport down, rebuilt it as something usable by humans, and do not staff it with the educationally subnormal. It is the worst airport I have ever been in.


    Try Galway airport. Someone had to drive up and take the chain off the door before we could get in, and then the pilot emerged from the bar.
  3.  (538.45)
    Scott Pilgram vol 1 and 2
    • CommentAuthorMacgyver
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.46)
    and do not staff it with the educationally subnormal.

    Going by Jack Babalon's blog that probably isn't possible in Atlanta...

    Dunno why I didn't think of this, but Red Bull and Whiskey on tap (seperate taps...)
    •  
      CommentAuthorBurch
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.47)
    Dunno why I didn't think of this, but Red Bull and Whiskey on tap (seperate taps...)


    Could always make it like a soft serve machine. Have Red bull on one side, Whiskey on the opposite and "Swirl" in the middle.
    •  
      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.48)
    Two Drinks, One Cup
  4.  (538.49)
    The ability to make someone's keyboard give them a minor electric shock remotely.
    • CommentAuthoreggzoomin
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2008
     (538.50)
    The knowledge that Essex is WRONG, in all its forms and illnesses. Failing that, lighter fluid, for his Whitechapel Zippo (haven't quite given up on the prospect of this piece of tat being in my life 'cause I clearly don't have enough).
  5.  (538.51)
    Warren, how about end to this thread? I can't believe it's still active.
  6.  (538.52)
    Agreed.