Found this via my friends list on LJ. My friend was speculating that perhaps the owner was having some carnal relations with the mother of this... thing.
There's no article attached. Shame, that. I suppose it's for the best though. Don't want to hear some crazy farmer saying that he can see the holy virgin Mary in the thing's face or something. Everyone knows that Mary only appears in toast and potatoes and water-stained walls. Duh.