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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009 edited
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    The other day I was on Middle Finger Evolution, which reviews spectacularly bad RPGs, and was directed towards
    this site, known as Timecube.

    By any chance, could anyone possibly explain to me what the simmering fuck it's on about? It appears to be totally nonsensical, but perhaps I'm just not seeing the joke...
    • CommentAuthorMWHS
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
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    • CommentAuthorpoor_boy
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
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    Simmering fuck? I'm on your side just for introducing me to that phrase.
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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
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    Actually, that was our mighty overlord. A favourite phrase of Lazarus Churchyard's.
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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009 edited
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    @MWHS

    Yes, I know I coulda looked there, but I wanted Whitechapel's view...

    edited for: 'sides, I just read the Wikipedia article, and it explained sweet fuck all...
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    I also wouldn't mind someone explaining this too me. Clearly, I deserve to burn in hell, because I have no clue what this guy is driving at.
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    ITS VERY SIMPLE NATURES HARMONIC 4-DAY TIME CUBE IS THE TRUTH. YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID BY YOUR GOVERNMENT AND SCHOOLS TO BELIEVE THAT THERE IS ONE DAY, WHEN IT IS CLEAR TO ALL ENTITIES THAT THERE ARE 4 SIMULTANEOUS CUBED DAYS GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME, THANKS TO THE UNITED STATES AND THE JEWS. EVIL ACADEMIC BASTARDS WHO PREACH THE ONE TIME THEORY ARE KEEPING YOU STUPID AND SHOULD BE KILLED. GOVERNMENT, RELIGION AND CORPORATE MONEYMOGULS ARE ALSO EVIL FOR SUPPRESSING TIME CUBE, AND NEED TO BE HANGED AT GALLOWS IF THEY DO NOT CHANGE THEIR WAYS.
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    the edit on that post is truly intriguing
    • CommentAuthorlooneynerd
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
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    Obviously... Time is a cube. Everything you've been told is a lie because religion hates teh cubez.
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    ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my god I just clicked on the link this is the best thing anyone has ever done with language
    • CommentAuthorE0157H7
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
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    Offhand, I'd say a combination of schizophrenia, amphetamine abuse and a tenuous grasp of website design.
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    I remember stumbling accross this in 1997, and I hadn't seen it again til now.... That is some long ranting
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      CommentAuthorCharlene
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
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    The best bit is that when you get to the bottom of the page there's a link for "NEXT PAGE". There's actually more.
    • CommentAuthorvian
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
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    The exact SECOND that I clicked the Timecube link I became hungover.
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    Though it's interesting how he manipulates words and language, it comes a point where this "Dr. Gene Ray" sounds just like another white spremacist asshole. It started well, the timecube website... shame that he turns out to be just another racist narrow minded megalomaniac fuck.
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      CommentAuthoraike
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2009
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    Wow. I think I just pulled a muscle in my brain. Suppose he just has an automated word jumbler thing that reposts the same words in different order?
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      CommentAuthorcurb
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2009
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    Ok so he's a nutter, but some of this would be gold to a lyricist in an avant/jazz/prog/freakout band. 'Cyclopic Halfbrain' is a Mars Volta song title waiting to be written.
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      CommentAuthorIan Mayor
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2009
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    This was funnier a few years ago.
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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2009
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    @John Stargazer

    Actually, Dr Gene Ray sounds like some sort of mutation gun...
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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2009
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    Love to see Warren's take on this...