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    @jeffreyowens bastard, that was pretty much the first thing on teh netz I looked at after waking up... pretty spectacular though
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009


    what happened to your tattoo jeff
    • CommentAuthorSinoj
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    Duuude, seriously, what the fuck! Planet Terror is so right, soon your dick'll fall off when you're trying to rape a one-legged stripper..
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009 edited

    More grainy webcam!
    Long day, smudgy eyeliner. Wasn't punched in the eyes by tiny baby fists. That would actually be kind of awesome. I would brag about that.

    This week's comments brought to you by apparel envy
    @Alastair Hurrah for the Opeth beanie
    @revaladdinsane Must. Have. Disaster. Area. Merch.
    @Peter Podgursky Your shirts are things of beauty and a joy forever

    PS. Jeff! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeff! I don't care if the tattoo artist said lead-based paints were prettier! Don't let them put them in you!
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    what the fuck?
    and I brag about my huge bruises, they are nothing compared to that. I am in awe
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    I'm drunk, but here. Bye bye, blue. Hello, BLACK.

    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
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    @ Jeff -

    I've never ever ever in my life seen laser do that to someone's skin. Maybe you already know a back alley laserist?
    • CommentAuthorUrbanAngel
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009 edited
    I'm not arty enough to have a self-portrait so here's a photo from last night. By this point I'd consumed 3 glasses of wine and was fairly tipsy. Went to see Jay Brannan at London's Bush Hall (he's a musician and was in the film "Shortbus" which EVERYONE should watch!!). Afterwards we went on to Reptile (goth/industrial club at The Minories near the Tower of London) and consumed more alcohol in the form of tequila. Fun was had by all. Headaches are being had by me currently.

    • CommentAuthorUrbanAngel
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009 edited
    Nevermind, this comment can be deleted!
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    @UrbanAngel - I don't know. You'd be quicker using Just select "Message Board" from the drop down size menu, load up from your computer, and use the "Direct Link for Layouts" code that comes up.

    EDIT: Oh bugger, Angel, now i've wasted a fucking comment XD
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    Ok I have been out of the loop for quite a bit, but I was headed towards my college degree. A very marvelous 10 days(including a weekend in marvelous Seattle and a 23rd birthday) concluded yesterday with a strut across the stage.

    Now, here is the real important part. Bo Jackson delivered my commencement speech. He then stood and shook hands with all of the grads as they walked across stage. I became a trendsetter.


    A bit blurry but that sometimes happens in Tactical Graduation Photo Espionage.
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    I have shaved close to seven years off my age...
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    UrbanAngel-Agh!! I love Jay Brannan, I'm so jealous!
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    I wonder how many of us watched his shirtless videos on Youtube, like, before shortbus. Plenty I suppose.
      CommentAuthorJeff Owens
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    @sinoj - That was the best possible response. Kudos!
    @all who are grossed out - You know you love it.
    @RachaelNoel - I would never go to another back alley laserist! :-P
    @Zoetica @FauxHammer - "Blacker than midnight on a moonless night."
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    Mother's Day Gift
    My mother's day gift!
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    Black like the murky depths of my SOUL.
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    And by "soul" she means "filtration component X-63."
    • CommentAuthorpi8you
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    A quick shot of myself as I headed to Ian's memorial last Friday, more than a little bright out: