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  1.  (5720.1)
    lol @ filtration component

    robozoetica is just biding her time until she can transform your body into biofuel
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    Taken in the wake of a battle with the wasps who built an enormous nest on my patio. Yes, it looks like they won, but they're all dead, so there ya go.
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    @Jeremy Henderson - How exactly did you manage to eradicate a wasp nest with minimal injury? What the hell did you use?
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    A broom, mainly. Also, a lot of high pitched screaming. The secret is to be so pathetically cowardly that even their tiny little insect minds are moved to pity, and when they hesitate, you whack them into a chitinous paste.
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    Womanly Wiles . . .
    • CommentAuthorchris g
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    Jeremy - I've dealt with the bastards in the past. Exposing them to low temperatures will render the wings useless and leave them open to attack.
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    me fm3 style

    This is the most recent I've had time to take.

    I felt I needed a new mugshot avatar, and I've been playing Front Mission 3 too much again lately.
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009 edited
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009 edited
    I had said a silly thing to Zo in this spot, but then my desire to remove the text with the photo I posted above made my comments make even less sense ... so now instead there is this awkward statement.

    Please carry on as best you can despite it and know that I am karate chopping wildly as I type this.
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    @V... are those your hands?

    Lovely day in Islamabad. Taliban still not invaded.
    This is actually two weeks back, the day before I got the chicken pox.
    I'd take another picture to document the progress of the disease but noone will let me touch thier camera.
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    Wait what? I missed it V!!! Re-post!!
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    It's a secret.
    So don't tell anyone.
    (And the rest of you just ... look! Over there! Behind you!)
    Yes they are.
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2009
    Ms. Zoetica That isn't especially carrying-on-ish of you, but I have such a huge fondness for exclamation marks that I'm seduced by your demands.

    You do realise, of course, that this is going to be even more awkward now. Hee hee! Umm...

    I had said with the photo something like:
    Sometimes I get unsolicited advice to be more demure.
    Sometimes I am overwhelmed with the desire to demurely kick out some knees.
    But not your knees, whitechapel. I love your saucy knees. I snarl at them affectionately.

    And then I yelled some crazy demands about feeling my chompity love.

    You posted what you posted, and I responded as if you were talking to me because I apparently seem to find that funny.
    And I said something like:
    Oh, I didn't mean you Zoetica.
    I love and respect your knees for their efficiency and professionalism.
    But the rest of you. Extremely tarty knees. Every one.

    And oh god look what I've done to the self portrait thread!

    See how aggressively awkward I am? Ferocious! RAWR!
    • CommentAuthorUrbanAngel
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
    "I will swallow your SOUL!" (Calls for Cthulhu): - Breaking the minds of mankind, one call at a time.
    Seriously worth watching even if you're not a fan of Lovecraft.
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
    Yo and Texture

    This is me with new Whitechapel member Yoav. And yes, this is how I usually recruit new people to this mighty board. Do me a favour and tell Yoav to contribute to the REMAKE / REMODEL threads - this boy can DRAW.
    • CommentAuthorOda
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
    That is not my hand.

    I hate everyone today.
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009

    Now I understand. And might I add that was a very lovely photo. Now I shall gift you with what I know you like.
    Here it comes.


    ~Knees Of Efficiency
    • CommentAuthorHenchbot
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
    @stsparky pirate chili sauce. nice.
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
    "Aggressively Awkward." Thanks for naming my new aspiration.
    Still stuck here in the ghetto of diffident awkwardness.