odaelisabeth Everyone except that awesome bug thing, right? You should bite the hand. CHOMP.
Zoetica Woooooooo! YEAH! Ha HA! (And thanks to you and your logical orderly knees for the kind words.)
celan Embrace the awkwardness. Own it. Then try to get in others faces with it but kind of miss and fall over them because ... you know ... awkward. Sort of dust yourself and apologise a little but then! Then! Continue on! Perhaps with some roaring.
Completely sidestepping the request for naked photos because I wouldn't want to get sued for any mental issues that would result from seeing me without clothing, I bring you some tips about wounds on your fingers. After getting/causing wounds on your fingers, don't forget the wounds are there and use your fingers as a shoehorn, or this will happen. As you can see, my middle finger now has an open wound, though it previously looked like my ringfinger. So yeah. Don't be stupid.
Ladies, I can assure you: this is one boy you don't want to see naked.
ninja edit I had a pretty humorous eating disorder joke going here, but decided it probably wasn't worth it. You'll just have to live with no pictures.
This weekend I was practicing what in Parkour is termed "bar ballet" where you do a bunch of intricate movements between, over, through, and under sets of railings (like at the 0:36 mark of this video. These are actually the railings I was working on, and the person in the video is Janine, whom I train with - she's been doing it for years longer and is far better than I am).
I caught my knee on a bar and caught myself with a hand on the other bar. Epic back muscles FTW. But my knee is actually bruised through, which is new and interesting:
Your hair is awesome Willow, I've been considering getting a mohawk-ish cut, but the boldest haircut I've ever had is hair that's grown out of control down to my shoulders, so I pussy out all the time.
This was taken after a corporate function in New Orleans (conservative Japanese company). We were the only ones tipping at an open bar, and the Maker's Mark went from a 1 second pour to most of a pint glass. I was having difficulty keeping the cigar in my mouth.