I don't have any naked pictures of me, so I'm gonna go as far the other way as I can without being mummified - here's when I blagged my way into the opening night gala for Bradford International Film Festival a couple of months back (a friend in the press office sneaked me an unclaimed journo pass):
Trying to be cool and hoping no-one noticed I was a faker. The free wine helped.
Right about now I wish I had a digital camera so that I could take it up into the highest building close to where I live, remove my clothes, and proceed to take pictures of my penis aimed at various landmarks. It sucks to be too poor to make your penis look bigger than buildings with the magic of perception... Brilliant stuff, although I am a bit envious.
I was gonna post a picture, but now I'm intimidated even more. Can't do it. Did finally put up an account pic, though. Maybe next month when there's less nakedness.