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      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
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    Boy, sure is breezy around here.
    • CommentAuthorD-
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009 edited
     (5720.2)
    coffee + programming = my face

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      CommentAuthorBerserker
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
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    I like mine better after I've been ruthless to them in an editing program of some sort.

    furiousedit2
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      CommentAuthorLokiZero
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
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    got a haircut... a little too short, i think.

    • CommentAuthorodarable
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009 edited
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    Everyone knows that Warren isn't exactly as mean and crazy and Spider-like as he'd like people to think, however I wouldn't be surprised if they had the same view on nudity. Try knocking on his door. I'm sure he'll open in the state God made him, only you wouldn't remember because of the mean bowel pain that comes next.

    AND NOTHING IS WRONG WITH NUDITY. Zo just can't post nude because it would turn everything from fun to crazy perving, brains exploding and accounts getting locked up for good. Not to mention alive things up people's arses. We're only humans, we can't be expected to handle crazy space beauty robot nudity.

    EDIT: Not taken by me, nor very pretty, but damn classy:
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
     (5720.6)
    Because fuck all you naked people:
    RIGHT UP THE NAKED
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      CommentAuthorkrista
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
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    ^ Is that a set of tiny keys being attached or removed from your speaking hole?
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
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    Those are the thing-os the endodontist uses to destroy the nerves. I think they're called "files".
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    Ha! I was at the dentist the other day, and she held out a dental dam and said "have you ever used one of these before?" and I laughed and said "not like you're about to."

    It didn't go over very well. I spent three hours in the chair.
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      CommentAuthorMShades
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
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    I got naked once. The memories of the torches, pitchforks, screaming chlidren, police blockades and being strafed by olde-timey biplanes has been enough to help me keep my pants on ever since.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
     (5720.11)
    Seriously, though? And I'm glad you posted about it, Willow, I want your thoughts on this.

    For two thousand dollars American, that tooth had better give me fucking transhuman qualities. I want a Bluetooth tooth. Like that kid with the USB drive in his prosthetic finger.

    Because this is bullshit.
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    @Oda

    Best pro-nakedness argument ever. But I'm not getting naked... yet.



    In the bathroom, not naked. Ready to go to the wedding of my best friend.
    • CommentAuthorvian
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
     (5720.13)
    for the first time on the internet, here is my stupid hipster face
    yes.
    unfortunately i suffer from natural sadface
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      CommentAuthorZoetica
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
     (5720.14)
    Oda, you sweet thing.
    • CommentAuthorIan_M
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009 edited
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    The five o' clock shadow is permanent, and the only way to get my hair to behave is to shave it off.

    Edit: And I'm HTML illiterate, so here's an actual link thingy.
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009 edited
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    OH MY GOD people, Zo's such a lying liar. She's NOT HUMAN. I shouldn't have to tell you that those aren't her clothes.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
     (5720.17)
    Mimetic polyalloy.
    • CommentAuthorgjmiller
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
     (5720.18)
    Saran wrap.
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      CommentAuthorkrista
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
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    Apparently they didn't have this amazing tooth technology the last time I went to the dentist.
    And now you know why I'm not smiling in my photo.

    A bluetooth tooth would be rad, but I've always craved an Aeon Flux-y secret locket tooth. Of course, I'd probably just fill it with shopping lists and plaque.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
     (5720.20)
    Tooth radio. BOOM. Cut me a check, ADA.