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      CommentAuthorJeff Zero
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

    I am sensitive about most of my (numerous) flaws and imperfections, but I adore my crooked tooth.


    Maybe just because it gives me a little of the Spider Jerusalem panache.
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
    I was at the dentist the other day, and she held out a dental dam and said "have you ever used one of these before?" and I laughed and said "not like you're about to."
    Okay, that was today's first honest belly laugh.
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    @faux I know, right?! Dentists have the coolest gadgets. I'm convinced they're just TELLING us it's just a "fake tooth" but it's really a mind-control device. When the dentists take over, everyone will brush thrice a day and there will be no soda nor caramels. But in the meantime, they give me lollipops, so I think it's probably all ok.
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    I fucking hate dentists.

    I don't mind the horribly painful procedures or the "this'll only hurt for a moment."

    It's because I recieved a filling a little while ago, and I still hold cold foods or drinks in the right side of my mouth.

    The bastards.
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
    But in the meantime, they give me lollipops, so I think it's probably all ok

    was it a sugar-free lolly?
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
    Oh-shit-son. As much as I hate the state of my teeth, I can get behind this trend. Mostly because I have no wishes to have a penis and/or be naked.
    Until I get my phone out of my car and hit it until it does stuff, here's old evidence of my epic overbite and front teeth gap.

    Fake smile wins.
      CommentAuthorJeff Owens
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
    This beard has been growing for something like six weeks now and you can still see flesh.

    Cap'n Slowbeard

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    I dunno, it's probably gonna give me nightmares. Also, your eyes are quite blue.
      CommentAuthorJeff Owens
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
    Did you say Nightmare Beard?

    Nightmare Beard
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    Noes! Gah! *cries*
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    @jeff owens Could be worse. You could be blonde.
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009
    What? Crooked teeth now?


    Jeff's nightmare beard gets Best In Thread!
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009 edited
    *miffed eyes rolling*
    Was it not with his beautiful nevertheless hairy backside that Jeff started the thread?
    *clicks to check it out*
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009 edited
    Age 28

    Age 9
    Me, age 9
    • CommentAuthoredbury
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

    4am crash. i need a new work ethic.
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009
    in the new old car
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    • CommentAuthorlead_pipe
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009
    ^CAS, you could put a man's eye out with those. Please exercise caution.
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009
    Look! I have weird teeth too. And nearly no lips to speak of when I try to show my teeth. How 'bout that.
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    was it a sugar-free lolly?

    Don't crush my hopes and dreams.

    Next thing I know, you'll be telling me I'll never grow a beard.

    There's a picture out there somewhere on the internet of my skull, including some of the dental work that's been done on me. Titanium screw in the jaw, anyone?