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1. •  
     CommentAuthorJeff Zero
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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   TEETH!
   
   I am sensitive about most of my (numerous) flaws and imperfections, but I adore my crooked tooth.
   
   
   
   Maybe just because it gives me a little of the Spider Jerusalem panache.
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     CommentAuthorhowyadoin
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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   I was at the dentist the other day, and she held out a dental dam and said "have you ever used one of these before?" and I laughed and said "not like you're about to."

   Okay, that was today's first honest belly laugh.
3. •  
     CommentAuthorWillow Bl00
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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   @faux I know, right?! Dentists have the coolest gadgets. I'm convinced they're just TELLING us it's just a "fake tooth" but it's really a mind-control device. When the dentists take over, everyone will brush thrice a day and there will be no soda nor caramels. But in the meantime, they give me lollipops, so I think it's probably all ok.
4. • CommentAuthorMarshallQuicksand
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009 edited

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   I fucking hate dentists.
   
   I don't mind the horribly painful procedures or the "this'll only hurt for a moment."
   
   It's because I recieved a filling a little while ago, and I still hold cold foods or drinks in the right side of my mouth.
   
   The bastards.
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     CommentAuthordispophoto
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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   But in the meantime, they give me lollipops, so I think it's probably all ok
   
   was it a sugar-free lolly?
6. •  
     CommentAuthorbrittanica
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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   @JeffZero
   Oh-shit-son. As much as I hate the state of my teeth, I can get behind this trend. Mostly because I have no wishes to have a penis and/or be naked.
   Until I get my phone out of my car and hit it until it does stuff, here's old evidence of my epic overbite and front teeth gap.
   
   Fake smile wins.
7. •  
     CommentAuthorJeff Owens
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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   This beard has been growing for something like six weeks now and you can still see flesh.
   
   
   
   Pathetic.
8. •  
     CommentAuthortrini_naenae
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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   I dunno, it's probably gonna give me nightmares. Also, your eyes are quite blue.
9. •  
     CommentAuthorJeff Owens
   • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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   Did you say Nightmare Beard?
   
   
10. •  
      CommentAuthortrini_naenae
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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    Noes! Gah! *cries*
11. •  
      CommentAuthorrevaladdinsane
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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    @jeff owens Could be worse. You could be blonde.
12. •  
      CommentAuthoroddbill
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2009

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    What? Crooked teeth now?
    
    
    
    Jeff's nightmare beard gets Best In Thread!
13. •  
      CommentAuthorGekko
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009 edited

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    *miffed eyes rolling*
    @oddbill
    Was it not with his beautiful nevertheless hairy backside that Jeff started the thread?
    *clicks to check it out*
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      CommentAuthorZoetica
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009 edited

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    Age 28
    
    
    Age 9
    
15. • CommentAuthoredbury
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

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    4am crash. i need a new work ethic.
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      CommentAuthorstsparky
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

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      CommentAuthorCinnamonAndSpite
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

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18. • CommentAuthorlead_pipe
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

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    ^CAS, you could put a man's eye out with those. Please exercise caution.
19. •  
      CommentAuthorchiaslut
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

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    Look! I have weird teeth too. And nearly no lips to speak of when I try to show my teeth. How 'bout that.
    
20. •  
      CommentAuthorWillow Bl00
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

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    was it a sugar-free lolly?

    
    
    Don't crush my hopes and dreams.
    
    Next thing I know, you'll be telling me I'll never grow a beard.
    
    There's a picture out there somewhere on the internet of my skull, including some of the dental work that's been done on me. Titanium screw in the jaw, anyone?