@Jeff Owens: Thanks man, now I can try to sleep without THAT entering my nightmares. That look on your face looks like something from an Ozzy Osbourne "Bark At The Moon" promo poster!
@Zoetica: Even as a child, you were too pretty for the playground, although you also look like you would be the little ass-kicker that the other kids wouldn't know about until it was too late!
@Cinnamon: Those aren't just breasts, they are responsibilities! Use them wisely, they are steeped in awesome!
@Draug, you made my brain hurty. Please stop being 4-D!
I'd much rather show off my fucked-up teefs than my disgusting pale and lesion-covered flesh.
That makes chewing on one side of my mouth very difficult. And now, a picture of me watching some crappy TV horror movie starring Nora Zehetner as a young woman HAUNTED BY HER HORRIBLE PAST.
As you can see, it's leaving me non-plussed. That beard is about to be surgically removed. The itching is more upsetting than the stupid movie.