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    • CommentAuthormagenta
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

    Nice teeth everyone, but can you make them Dance?
      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009
    @Jeff Owens: Thanks man, now I can try to sleep without THAT entering my nightmares. That look on your face looks like something from an Ozzy Osbourne "Bark At The Moon" promo poster!

    @Zoetica: Even as a child, you were too pretty for the playground, although you also look like you would be the little ass-kicker that the other kids wouldn't know about until it was too late!

    @Cinnamon: Those aren't just breasts, they are responsibilities! Use them wisely, they are steeped in awesome!
    • CommentAuthorWolfendale
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

    This is quite old but my camera is broken, so it's what you're getting for now!
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009

    Greetings and Salutations
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009
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    @Draug, Sweet monkeycrap, that's awesome.

    As for me,
    Me in a karaoke bar again. That's about as much of my teeth as I'm willing to show.
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    One thing about teeth - you all in the UK have free health care under NHS, including dental (excluding bridges and dentures), right?
    • CommentAuthorWolfendale
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009
    @agentarsenic Until you're 18 on most dental work. Doesn't cover braces and things past that age.
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    @Draug: That's almost as bad as a Douen which I found to be a quite frightening concept as a child (Kali also unnerved me).
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009
    Between Jeff and Draug, I sense a "scare trini" theme developing...
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    Oh no! That is not a good theme! Male nudes is much better.
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    @lead_pipe hahaha. Its the torpedo's angle.

    @Paul Sizer if by weapon you mean #1 reason not to be taken very seriously, then yes. I use them wisely.
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    @ WillowBl00-

    Your dentist story made me laugh out loud. Fabulous!
    • CommentAuthorD-
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2009
    Fighting with 3dsmax:

    PS: if anyone knows how to use it, i could use some help.
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
    @Paul Sizer - i did break a nose in jr high. not my own.

    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009 edited
    @trini_naenae: I'll refer you back to my self-portrait on page 17. I'll bet I can scare you WITH male nudes.
      CommentAuthorAdmiral Neck
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009 edited
    @Draug, you made my brain hurty. Please stop being 4-D!

    I'd much rather show off my fucked-up teefs than my disgusting pale and lesion-covered flesh.

    Tooth not supposed to point inwards.

    That makes chewing on one side of my mouth very difficult. And now, a picture of me watching some crappy TV horror movie starring Nora Zehetner as a young woman HAUNTED BY HER HORRIBLE PAST.

    Bored now.

    As you can see, it's leaving me non-plussed. That beard is about to be surgically removed. The itching is more upsetting than the stupid movie.
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009 edited
    Meanwhile, while walking to my mom's grave, I went to say hello to Ma'am Bovary's dad.
    • CommentAuthorales kot
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009