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    • CommentAuthorwgato
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
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    awesome naked swing!

    me

    i spend a lot time in elevators.
    • CommentAuthorchris g
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
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    @ Jeff- you're my hero nao. how did Eugene and Janeane smell?
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    I do not have n00ds, but I do have this visual documentation of some pretty sweet guyliner action:

    matt
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      CommentAuthorJeff Zero
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
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    Janeane smelled like organic cigarettes and Kiefer Sutherland. Eugene smelled like lilacs and fresh linens.

    I realize, in hindsight, that my nudity makes me an easy target for the arse eels.
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      CommentAuthorJeff Zero
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009 edited
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    @stel27


    "Call me Mitchell Royce, two-fisted editor"
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    @Jeff Zero - Your cigar trumps mine on page 9.
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      CommentAuthorJeff Zero
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
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    haha, that's not mine, that's Stel27. I'm still not used to the format of this forum.
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    @ WilloBl00 - hair envy, as always.

    @ Jeff Zero - rope burn?!

    couldn't decide between the two. taken with my camera, tweaked by me, but not taken by me:

    colorful dawn

    grey mood


    ( i know, the latter has that over processed look to it, but... eh.)
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    Plush Conspiracy
    I came home today and I could have sworn that it looked light my daughter's stuffed animals were talking to each other.
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    self-portrait
    mo

    have a hard time taking straight on self-portraits. unsure what that says about me.
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      CommentAuthorJeff Owens
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
     (5720.191)
    Did someone say arse? Someone said arse. I definitely heard that.

    Booty

    And then there's this, which has a story. My favorite girl in the world was kidnapped from my home. On February 13th, 2007, the police called me to say that she had been found and recovered without a scratch on her. So, of course, when I picked her up on Valentine's Day, the second we got home, we made sweet, passionate love for hours on end. You can tell she's about to get a spanking in this shot.

    Guitar Fuck

    I guess I don't have any "sexy" photos (just disturbing, mentally scarring ones), but hey, you asked! (Pleasedon'ttellmyparents.)
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    @ Jeff Owens - do you have space monsters on your boxers?

    More recently, here's me in my current ongoing state.... three days? four? more? this headache won't go away and it's killing me.

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      CommentAuthorJeff Owens
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009 edited
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    @RachaelNoel - You do not look happy.

    They're actually pajamas, and amazingly, I think what's on them is even more ridiculous than space monsters. Well, now that I think about it, space monsters would be kind of cool. Not that a thirty-year-old man can be "cool" and wear pajamas at the same time.

    Monday Evening Pajama Fever

    Here is a shot where I'm not wearing them. A shot of the pajamas, not another photo of me nekkit. Get your mind out of the gutter. There's only room for one of us down here. The jams are a few years old, so I had to dig around the infranetwebs to find them.
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      CommentAuthorDraug
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
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    No angel
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      CommentAuthorJeff Zero
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
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    Jeff Owens and I are going to become friends.
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      CommentAuthorJaborwhalky
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009 edited
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    @Jeff Owens
    WOW, I have never seen a tat do that when they zap them off. You should keep up with the photos of it and make it some collage blister art bit from all the photos or something.
    also the photo of the right now with crappy notebook camera in my bed room.
    Photo 7
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      CommentAuthorJeff Owens
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009 edited
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    @Jaborwhalky - I have been taking photos of most of the process. I hadn't thought to do something with them though, and it's a really good idea!
    @Jeff Zero - Most of my friendships are based around nudity.
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    @AlephNought: Ooooooh. Please tell me that you are single. And are moving to California soon. And... *drools*.
    • CommentAuthorchris g
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
     (5720.199)
    i got nothin'

    speak no
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      CommentAuthorJeff Owens
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2009
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    Me Vs. Me, because I was high, bored, and enjoying some Peaches.

    Me Vs. Me