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      CommentAuthormoali
    • CommentTimeJan 21st 2008
     (577.1)
    There's 2 fish in a tank...one fish turns to the other and asks:


    "So, how do we drive this thing?"
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    A horse walks into a bar.

    barman: "why the long face?"




    horse: "i have AIDS"
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    You know, even for the Zoo, this is probably a new record for the Sink button...
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      CommentAuthorZ
    • CommentTimeJan 21st 2008
     (577.4)
    You're my hero, Warren.
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    You're my hero, Warren.


    Seconded. Thank you, Warren.
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      CommentAuthormoali
    • CommentTimeJan 21st 2008
     (577.6)
    Warren judgeth the righteous, and Warren is angry with the wicked every day. If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready.

    --paraphrased - Psalm 7:11,12
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      CommentAuthorViceroy
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2008
     (577.7)
    Hey! Hey! Here's one I just made up:

    "What's the worst thing about eating Thanksgiving dinner with your family?"

    "All the sexual tension."


    COME ON GIVE IT UP YOU GUYS

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