2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla & Feed Publisher http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155314#Comment_155314 2009-05-16T15:20:32-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Finagle http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5254

Several people have recently noted to me that they developed careful typing and editing habits developed from posting on the Internet while drunk. I myself have found that the ability to get up in ...

I myself have found that the ability to get up in the morning with the alarm and carry out one's morning routine and show up to work on time while badly hurting has been a lifelong useful skill.

Smoking has also helped make me a fantastic one-handed driver.

Yours?]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155315#Comment_155315 2009-05-16T15:22:40-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Will Ellwood http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2556

I am one of those people who learned to type when drunk.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155319#Comment_155319 2009-05-16T15:27:05-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 icelandbob http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5250

I´m dong it rihgt noe!!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155322#Comment_155322 2009-05-16T15:37:03-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Fauxhammer http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=27

I too can do all kinds of shit while driving one-handed. Thanks, smoking!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155329#Comment_155329 2009-05-16T16:44:01-07:00 2009-05-16T16:45:22-07:00 Redwynd http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=653

I've learned to navigate my way around cities very, very well, and always find my way back home. This comes to me by way of bar-hopping, and going home with people I find there. Edit: I've also ...

Edit: I've also learned to survive on a steady diet of rice, owing to my unfortunate habit of telling bosses where to shove it.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155330#Comment_155330 2009-05-16T16:46:39-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 curb http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1334

Ah, the old drunken homing instinct has served me well on many an occaision...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155335#Comment_155335 2009-05-16T16:59:26-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Neil Ofsteel http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3948

I can fake sober like no one's business. It's a survival technique you pick up when drinking with older rednecks who like to fuck with drunk teens. I still have it. It's kind of scary.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155342#Comment_155342 2009-05-16T17:45:46-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 poor_boy http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3170

Every once in a while, I'll wake up with a hangover and a new blog that I have no recollection of having written. The funny/scary thing is, these drunken little fugue-poems of mine get a more ...

And yeah, strangely enough, there are never any typos. Evidently the drunk me is a pretty decent proofreader...?]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155346#Comment_155346 2009-05-16T18:11:17-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Lazarus99 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143

I have managed to fake being straight while talking to parents a few times in the past. Not normally such an achievement, but I was on acid at the time...wheee!

I was on acid at the time...wheee!]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155351#Comment_155351 2009-05-16T18:44:48-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 MarshallQuicksand http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5306

Supressing vomit while drinking tequila. Lime, salt, the heroes of many a drunken night.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155365#Comment_155365 2009-05-16T20:15:06-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 mister hex http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4411

Rarely do I get hangovers. And I drink. A LOT. I can blow smoke rings well enough to entertain a group of children. I can roll a joint in a moving car in the dark. Filter and everything. ...

I can blow smoke rings well enough to entertain a group of children.

I can roll a joint in a moving car in the dark. Filter and everything. Can't do it one-handed or I would be officially Too Cool To Live.

I've always made it home, by guess or by God. Except for That Once. Ended up sleeping at work. They thought a rubby had broken in.

I've talked to cops on acid. (Granted, this was YEARS AGO. But still.)

I can do a trick with two beer bottles and a twenty dollar bill that my grandfather taught me. Needs practice but I can do it.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155366#Comment_155366 2009-05-16T20:17:00-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 E0157H7 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4212

I can talk my way out of things when I shouldn't be able to stand up. Thanks, public school.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155367#Comment_155367 2009-05-16T20:21:32-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Greasemonkey http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4625

I can navigate my way home in the dark by the stars, after countless nights of heavy drinking and ending up too broke for a cab or bus.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155370#Comment_155370 2009-05-16T20:36:58-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 MarshallQuicksand http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5306

@mister hex - Rarely do I get hangovers. And I drink. A LOT I've always made it home, by guess or by God. Except for That Once. Yes! Those too.

Rarely do I get hangovers. And I drink. A LOT

I've always made it home, by guess or by God. Except for That Once.

Yes! Those too.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155391#Comment_155391 2009-05-16T23:02:17-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Cat Vincent http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=447

When reality shifts - whether due to weirdness, illness or other causes - I can usually stay physically balanced and somewhat grounded. Thanks, psychedelics!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155397#Comment_155397 2009-05-16T23:37:23-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 orwells_eyes http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6524

I got beat up quite a bit as a kid. Being a smart-ass and the fat kid? That'll get you beat. I can take a pretty stunning amount of injury and still be ok. I also tend to keep my head when things ...

I can take a pretty stunning amount of injury and still be ok. I also tend to keep my head when things get confrontational or even violent. I don't instigate, just get very calm.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155401#Comment_155401 2009-05-17T00:01:13-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Labyrinthine http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5782

I have experimented with some personality-hacking in my time. For instance I had a bad habit of having breakdowns on public transport, so I sort of forcibly adjusted the importance-of-being-on-time ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155404#Comment_155404 2009-05-17T00:09:01-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Audley Strange http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4475

I used to be really impatient and found myself having a problem with focusing on any given task for more than about 10 minutes. Thanks to years of almost constant cannabis use in my youth, I can now ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155417#Comment_155417 2009-05-17T01:34:17-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 doclivingston http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2318

I always had a very strong negative reaction to the sort of social networking that is supposed to be an all-important skill in the real world. Not that I'm shy or can't make decent conversation or ...

The other thing that made this happen was that my girlfriend would cry because I hated her friends and made zero effort to encourage them liking me. They're a serious bunch of twats, so fuck 'em right? But "her crying = me feeling bad," which loses out to "socializing despite severe desire not to = them liking me = her not crying," clearly.

So now I'm all about schmoozing. Still skeeves me out when I think about it, how good I am at being fake. Gross.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155455#Comment_155455 2009-05-17T06:47:12-07:00 2009-05-17T06:47:45-07:00 Brendan McGinley http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=93

I think not wanting to look like a jerk while drunk, or even look drunk at all, has taught me greater discretion in what I say sober. @DocLivingston -- ah, yes, that one too, for the same reasons ...

@DocLivingston -- ah, yes, that one too, for the same reasons and hesitations]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155466#Comment_155466 2009-05-17T07:23:08-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Audley Strange http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4475

Wow guys. How about trying... "You know, crying so that you make me feel bad in order that you get your own way is a really harsh passive aggressive strategy and is deeply deeply ...

Just saying...]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155474#Comment_155474 2009-05-17T08:10:04-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Ninja Ross http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4727

drunk tyiping. i spell better when pissed. that seems to be a common thing here. i reckon i could rush into burning buildings and not choke on the smoke, since i smoke so bloody much.

i reckon i could rush into burning buildings and not choke on the smoke, since i smoke so bloody much.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155481#Comment_155481 2009-05-17T08:26:57-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Brendan McGinley http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=93

And if that's what she were doing, that'd be bad. But crying because "Why are you such a dick to the people I care about?" is perfectly reasonable.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155485#Comment_155485 2009-05-17T08:54:28-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Audley Strange http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4475

Hah! Indeed so, indeed so.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155492#Comment_155492 2009-05-17T09:13:14-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 magatsu http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=586

Plagerism with style is a definite skill. I learned this during junior high, and it served me well throughout high school, college, and oddly enough my two major post-college jobs. The unwritten ...

I learned this during junior high, and it served me well throughout high school, college, and oddly enough my two major post-college jobs. The unwritten parts of the job description.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155516#Comment_155516 2009-05-17T10:06:31-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Bexx B.S. http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=444

I can play the I'm SOBER game pretty well.. and also my drunken homing system is pretty top notch.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155527#Comment_155527 2009-05-17T10:49:58-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 oldhat http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=75

I have sealed many deals as well as made quite a bit of money off of lying really really well. Hurrah for acting lessons as a child.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155548#Comment_155548 2009-05-17T12:55:59-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 doclivingston http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2318

@Audley: yeah, exactly what Brendan said.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155551#Comment_155551 2009-05-17T13:14:56-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 mister hex http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4411

Looks like drunken navigation is a fairly common skill here at Whitechapel. Which could be part of some bizarre initiation rite we scare new people with ... just sayin', is all. I wish I knew ...

I wish I knew more about camp-craft but I hate camping. (The Outdoors are fine, provided there are Indoors to eventually retreat to.) I hate camping, as a city boy at heart. If I wanted to live in the 19th Century, I'd build a fucking time machine. (I fully expect to be killed quickly in any survival situation.)

That said, knowing how to build a lean-to won't help you survive on the mean streets of wherever you live. (Or will it?)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155552#Comment_155552 2009-05-17T13:22:20-07:00 2009-05-17T13:22:33-07:00 mybrainhurts http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1584

I attribute my good sense of direction, map-reading skills and ability to familiarise myself quickly when in a new place with the many many hours I spent playing computer games as a kid when I ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155554#Comment_155554 2009-05-17T13:31:04-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 E0157H7 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4212

I basically learned my skills with electronics, hardware hacking and people manipulation due to the unrelenting compulsion to cause mischief and undermine authority during my school years. Thanks to ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155558#Comment_155558 2009-05-17T13:42:26-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 AlexGBYMR http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4233

Plagerism with style is a definite skill. I could not agree more.

Plagerism with style is a definite skill.

I could not agree more.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155582#Comment_155582 2009-05-17T14:57:08-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Ian_M http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5571

I can get 8 hours of solid work done when all I want to do is lie in bed with the lights off, pay my rent and bills when I truly don't care whether or not I end up on the street, feed myself once a ...

Thanks, clinical depression!

Oh, and the drunken navigation/avoid hangovers thing.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155586#Comment_155586 2009-05-17T15:28:01-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 E0157H7 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4212

Thanks to long stretches of insomnia-induced sleep deprivation and vacant stretches of working without breaks, I've learned that hallucinations can't get me and can be ignored as I carry out daily ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155593#Comment_155593 2009-05-17T15:40:22-07:00 2009-05-17T15:41:31-07:00 mybrainhurts http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1584

How could I forget my advanced bullshitting skills which come from never doing the required prior reading. I find that the best tactic, as similarly espoused in Wedding Crashers, is not to hide in ...

Another tactic which I wouldn't recommend as I don't actually know how I did it comes from one first year history class that was in the afternoon preceded by a morning class then a three hour gap that I'd spend in the pub, so I'd come in to class 10 minutes late, a little worse for wear and promptly pass out, only to, according to my friends in the class as I have no memory of this, wake up when I was called on to answer a question, give a succinct and cogent relevant answer then promptly pass out again. I wish I knew how I did this.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155602#Comment_155602 2009-05-17T16:17:16-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 mister hex http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4411

I can fast for extended periods of time. Called the Poverty Diet. Eating three times a day is nice but not necessary. Sleep deprivation is easy, once you get your Second Wind and you have ...

Sleep deprivation is easy, once you get your Second Wind and you have something to occupy your time. Slow down and you're done.

Another strange skill (and one well represented on Whitechapel) is humour. I don't know HOW many beatings I've avoided or mitigated just by being a clown.

Whitechapel : We're Funny, We're Drunk, We Can Find Our Way Home!]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155623#Comment_155623 2009-05-17T17:46:30-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 SilentObjector http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2587

@mister hex I'm convinced Jerry Seinfeld got beat up in junior high. I have the same skill, I suppose.

I'm convinced Jerry Seinfeld got beat up in junior high. I have the same skill, I suppose.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155627#Comment_155627 2009-05-17T18:42:47-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Exploder http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=488

I once wrote the second half of a short story while blackout drunk, which was the closest thing I've ever experienced to time traveling, so basically I have the ability to travel forward through time ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155637#Comment_155637 2009-05-17T19:36:30-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 E0157H7 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4212

Habitually falling in with groups of people characterized principally by drug abuse and serious emotional problems has made me really good at talking people down off of ledges and making them feel ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155644#Comment_155644 2009-05-17T20:34:31-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 severian http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3885

Not quite the poverty diet, but I only eat solid food once a day. Evening is best if you're doing 3-5kCal in 1-2 sittings. This is due to minor (as far as I'm concerned) health issues that will ...

Three fingered typing in this day & age means you get very fast at typing. If my brain could only keep up with my fingers I'd be fine.

I don't do drunk navigation; it's on all the time. This is due to the sad fact that after several years I still know so little about where things are. This is mitigated by the fact that if a city is laid out according to grid rules, I can find anywhere given the address.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155675#Comment_155675 2009-05-17T22:16:36-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Greasemonkey http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4625

Growing weed in my wardrobe during my school years made me a very handy gardener. I used to make money diagnosing and fixing problems with people's veggie patches/flower beds/ornamental shrubs.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155718#Comment_155718 2009-05-18T04:15:25-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Brendan McGinley http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=93

I've skipped so much sleep that I usually don't feel it anymore. The effects of sleep deprivation are still happening to me, but I DON'T FEEL IT. Customarily I get 3 to 5 hours a night. It's ...

It's practical in the short term. In the long term it's awful. Don't do it.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155729#Comment_155729 2009-05-18T05:32:53-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Redwynd http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=653

@Brendan McGinley: I hear that! The worst is trying to get off that particular habit.....urg. Took me three years to get the trick of it, and two years later I still habitually sleep 12-14 hours, ...

RE: Drunk homing navigation: I want this to turn into a Whitechapel event. PIck a city, a cheap place to stay (a hostel or the like), and a bar on the other side of town, and no one is allowed to travel together.

And an image thread of the best thing you see on the way back.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155734#Comment_155734 2009-05-18T05:55:52-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 3millionyears http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5422

I was always worried what people thought about me, and it made my school life pretty miserable on occasions. Then when i was about 16 everything clicked and I stopped worrying, did my own thing, my ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155738#Comment_155738 2009-05-18T06:18:01-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 alter alias http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1567

A heavy work load between uni and paying for uni has taught me how to fake functional human after three nights of no sleep. It turns out that reading hard sci-fi offers a better chance of passing ...

It turns out that reading hard sci-fi offers a better chance of passing your A levels than actually revising for them.
Most wonderfully of all, smoking cures hay-fever. Fact.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155802#Comment_155802 2009-05-18T08:16:39-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Darkest http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4849

Being primarily an outsider during secondary school has led me to the interesting position of not particularly caring about what others think about me, well the general populace anyway. This has led ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155856#Comment_155856 2009-05-18T10:04:45-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 mister hex http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4411

Another valuable skill is teaching the youth. I taught my nephew when he was small How To Play With Fire Properly. He's now a welder. (Little pyro that he was, I had visions of him burning down my ...

Not Giving A Shit What People Think Of You is a VERY valuable skill, indeed.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155915#Comment_155915 2009-05-18T12:40:34-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Winther http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2913

I, too, picked up the disregard of other people's opinions of me through grade school, with a minor in Tackling Public Humiliation with a Smile gained somewhere around the time I was dangled out of a ...

Took a keen interest in learning to do ski jumps properly after I broke my right wrist and the right side of my pelvis by... not doing it properly. Or intentionally, for that matter. Also the resulting months of having my right hand immobilized in plaster made me marginally better at performing various tasks with my left. (Which, seeing as I was without lady-friend, included That One. More problematic at first than you might expect. Fucking awkward, really. Or, I guess, awkward fucking. Sorta. If you know what I'm talking about. And I think you do. Yeah.)

(I'm talking about masturbation.)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=155937#Comment_155937 2009-05-18T13:21:10-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 OptimusRhyme http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6541

doing illegal substances in my car, in parking lots, while in broad daylight has given me almost a sixth sense for when cops and security guards are approaching. and i know exactly how to drive in ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=156013#Comment_156013 2009-05-18T18:06:44-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 Corey Waits http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=453

Well I have a sixth sense for when there's going to be a police speed camera or a random breath testing station up ahead. RBTs are problematic because they usually block all streets so you have no ...

Not sure what bad habit taught me that skill, though it could be the years of going to church and the fear of authority that it instilled in me.

I've missed what could have been some pretty hefty fines thanks to my sixth sense.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=156015#Comment_156015 2009-05-18T18:16:46-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 OptimusRhyme http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6541

I've driven heavily buzzed from north LA to Orange County on New Years Eve night/New Years morning on what must have been the foggiest night of the year. Somehow, i avoided getting pulled over, even ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=156016#Comment_156016 2009-05-18T18:20:00-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 OptimusRhyme http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6541

also, smoking 'heroic amounts of dope' as mister hex put it, has made me incredibly good at calming people down. i have a friend who has a tendency to get very paranoid when he's high, and this can ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=156045#Comment_156045 2009-05-18T20:12:15-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 SilentObjector http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2587

Oh yeah, and I've become a very quick writer as a result of having to lie almost constantly and on short notice. It's gotten to the point where I can make up whole stories on the spot, whether they ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=5873&Focus=156046#Comment_156046 2009-05-18T20:14:54-07:00 2013-05-18T19:31:04-07:00 OptimusRhyme http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6541

Living with strict African immigrant parents while trying to live the life of a freewheeling counter-cultural American teen has made me one of the best liars on the face of the planet. Years ago, I ...