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  1.  (59.1)
    Yes. Yes, he does.
  2.  (59.2)
    Ross Kemp On Gang(Bang)s.

    I'm pretty sure I saw this Buck Angel on This Morning, although I probably shouldn't really be admitting that. Phil and Fern are just delightful though.
  3.  (59.3)
    I only realised it was a vagina - at first sight it looked like a ridiculously small penis from that angle.

    Why am I not shocked by those images anymore... *sobs at long lost int0rw3b virginity.
  4.  (59.4)
    Poor Buck, being subjected to Philip Schofield and Fern Britton.


    Will
  5.  (59.5)
    but is this a 21st Century Penis?

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      CommentAuthorAlexis
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2007
     (59.6)
    I always used to wonder how you would tattoo a penis. I've learned that lots of pulling and stretching of the skin happens, and that you better be pretty comfortable with your tattoo artist.
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2007
     (59.7)
    Oh that penis is so 1998.



    ... I think maybe I need to not spend so much time with sex bloggers, maybe.
  6.  (59.8)
    The guy has a flaming dick...with what appears to be warts (or implants, either way ouch)...


    Yes, Ellis. It IS a 21st Century penis, sad as it is.
  7.  (59.9)
    AND I TOOK THAT WITH A CAMERAPHONE
  8.  (59.10)
    I rescind my statement on the grounds that Ariana could probably kick my ass...
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      CommentAuthorMJSM
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2007
     (59.11)
    When I saw that penis, my first thought was "Darth Maul."
  9.  (59.12)
    Ellis, your sanity has always been in question, but wow, man. What were you doing so close to a flaming penis covered with warts/implants???

    Waitaminute...Is that YOUR flaming penis???
  10.  (59.13)
    It needs go faster stripes.


    Will
    • CommentAuthorcaiasward
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2007
     (59.14)
    Red Goes Faster!!!!

    The best I ever saw was a premed student/stripper at Mother in NYC who showed me all her tattoos (about half self-done) by just taking all her clothes off in the hallway near the bathroom. Said she hated people but strangely I didn't annoy her one bit. Guess it's because I'm a Komodo Dragon and not a person...

    She also had 19 labia piercings, which made her positively reflective.
  11.  (59.15)
    Nineteen...wouldn't the weight of all that metal pull them down towards her knees?


    Will
    • CommentAuthorSolario
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2007
     (59.16)
    When I saw that penis, my first thought was "Darth Maul."


    Damn you. Now I can't get that fight music from episode one out of my head.

    Also: That's some surprising well done surgery. I genuinely thought that was a guy till I scrolled down.
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      CommentAuthorMJSM
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2007
     (59.17)
    Damn you. Now I can't get that fight music from episode one out of my head.

    And now I have this hilarious mental image in my head of that penis trying to penetrate Buck's vagina while the Star Trek Fight Music plays.

    DA DA DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DA DA DAA
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      CommentAuthorTed
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2007
     (59.18)
    It needs go faster stripes.


    As long as it doesn't get speed-holes....
  12.  (59.19)
    Maybe the Flanders-mobile could do with some.
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      CommentAuthorTed
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2007
     (59.20)
    Maybe the Flanders-mobile could do with some.


    I know someone with a Prince Albert. Should he ever remove it, he too shall know the joy of speed-holes.

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