Wait - Walken is actually a cool guy. It would be fine if he was starting at me instead of this monstrosity.... That's the US Constitution over there with a beret on. A FUCKING BERET. IT'S HORRIFYING.
Therapy sounds like an answer... Except I was fine before I went into therapy! And now this! Can you see The Rainbow Man sticking out his tongue at me!? Imagine seeing this every day of your life. Oh, it is badness to the max.
And how am I gonna cut my own head off?! Wouldn't I pass out before I was finished?
Then as a substitute just inject air directly into your veins. I guarantee that after a sharp pain in your brain, you will see loving, accepting darkness.
Was this before or after you met your Hot Girl? http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=496
I suggest either sharpening your wit until your Funny is More Better, or get a hell of a lot better with the Paint program. So far neither aspect is very interesting....
Nothing good can come off of this thread. It reminds me of "I met this girl and she was hot" thread. This is NOT good. I vote for thread closure. Internet Jesus, hear my prayer.