Vanilla is a product of Lussumo:
Documentation and Support.
Karl has the potential to be a similar Voice of Reason, but he's isolated himself.
Can't we settle for an old-fashioned barnyard ball-cutting? A quick "You fuckers've banjaxed me junk atop a mouldering stump & stitched the wound with old floss" would suffice, surely.
@Orwell's eyes Well, now she's assaulted a freakangel, what are they going to do to her?
Didn't you catch the very beginning of issue 1? This is her second offense.