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    TMZ's reporting that he's dead

    It's all unconfirmed at the moment.
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    Nah, just entering a larvael stage.
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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009
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    Someone told me that E and Yahoo are reporting he's dead as well, but I can't find them anywhere.

    i am in shock
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      CommentAuthorAlastair
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009
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    sky news has changed from dead to in a coma
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    CNN is reporting that he was revived but his current condition is unknown.
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      CommentAuthormister hex
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009
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    TMZ still saying he's dead. Six o'clock news reporting that.

    Also, Farah Fawcett died today
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    When he regenerates and flies away in his tardis you're all gonna feel so dumb.
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    Whatever's happened, it's broken Twitter.


    Will
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    Farrah Fawcett might end up being the Darby Crash to Michael Jackson's John Lennon.
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    I don’t know whether to cry or to cry laughing at the sick jokes Warren is making on Twitter.
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      CommentAuthorAdmiral Neck
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009 edited
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    BBC just spoke to Uri Geller. Reminds me of what a freakshow his life became. That's the thing that saddens me most. When I think of Jackson I think of Bubbles and (suspected) pedophilia and face masks and all the madness. When I think of Prince, even taking his weirdness into account, I think of Parade and Purple Rain and Around The World in a Day. I barely even remember that Jackson was ever a musician.

    [Insert obligatory Thriller zombie joke here]
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009
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    I'd take early reports with a grain of salt. Yahoo News is reporting that he wasn't breathing when found, and that he's hospitalized.

    Oh. Now they say he's in a coma.

    As utterly bizarre as the guy is/was, he has/had talent. It's a shame his inner demons drove him to be such an unhappy nutter.

    Oh. And the L.A. Times reports he was pronounced dead.

    Sheesh.
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    Is it too early to start blaming Paul McCartney? Or making tasteless puns based on his song titles?
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    Do love the beeb talking about Tee-Em-Zed, tho.
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    On the upside people will STFU about Neda now.
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009
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    I remember when Elvis kicked the bucket. He was seen as a bit of a buffoon and has-been at the time, but was still a well-liked guy.

    Jackson checks out just as he was trying to make a come-back, but under a cloud of wierdness and contempt.

    I wonder if there will be Micheal Jackson sightings going on three decades from now.
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    His heart just didn't Beat it...
    • CommentAuthorE0157H7
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009
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    So much for getting any meaningful news this week.

    Who wants to bet on what kind of drugs they find in his death fridge? I say oxycodone and amyl nitrate among fun-sized candy and Fanta.
  12.  (6232.19)
    The Iranian government poisoned Michael Jackson to overload Twitter and end the revolution!
  13.  (6232.20)
    He must still be alive or Latoya would be giving a press conference in a trashy dress.