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      CommentAuthorBloodwulf
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009
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    Howdy Freakangels! You want to be writer like Warren Ellis? Well flamin' carrots, you should know about grammar! Grammar is one of my main interests, after boozin', shootin' stuff, motorbikes, and hot chicks. Bwahahahahaha!

    Click here to read it. Part 2 will be posted on August 12th. Rooty-tooty-phooty-kapooty!

    Bloodwulf vs. the Third Conditional: Part 1
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009
     (6518.2)
    Please keep it up.
    • CommentAuthorKradlum
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009
     (6518.3)
    Excellent! I understand it, although I don't think I will remember it.
    A friend who is learning English quizzed me on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd conditionals and I had to admit I didn't have a clue, and even when she explained them, I still didn't have a clue.
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      CommentAuthoragentarsenic
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009 edited
     (6518.4)
    You got yourself another reader!

    Or is that you have yourself another reader?

    Whoa cares! Kill grammar and let Bloodwolf sort it out!
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    Please go back in time and become my teacher in the past.
    • CommentAuthor/
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009
     (6518.6)
    @ renthing - seconded
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      CommentAuthorrickiep00h
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009
     (6518.7)
    I just read the entire run. Backwards.

    Amazing work.
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    dear mr wulf

    what happened to DARKER IMAGE #2? thank you in advance.
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    I see Bloodwulf hasn't bothered waiting for his saline injection to dissipate :(
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      CommentAuthorBloodwulf
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009
     (6518.10)
    dear mr wulf

    what happened to DARKER IMAGE #2? thank you in advance.


    Hey Joe, yeah, Darker Image #2! That takes me back! I was pretty wasted for most of that time so I don't remember it well. The storyline was me bein' wasted and checkin' out hot chicks for 8 pages, as I recall. Personally I think that rocks, but Jimbo & Sammy said that stories need 'conflict'. So they canned it. Bwahahahahahaha!
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      CommentAuthorcity creed
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009
     (6518.11)
    is this the best thing ever?
    • CommentAuthor/
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2009
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    I just came to the dark realization that Bloodwulf teaches better grammar than my public schools did. :o
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    I should like to become an official fan of this.
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    The storyline was me bein' wasted and checkin' out hot chicks for 8 pages, as I recall.


    i cant believe how much this made me laugh
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      CommentAuthorJeff Zero
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2009
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    I just read 3rd blade in its entirety.

    I.... am a fan.
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      CommentAuthormister hex
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2009
     (6518.16)
    You, sir, are a very funny man.

    Batman also wears his mask during the act of coitus. In addition to a condom that probably has a Bat-Logo on it.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2009
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    @mister hex

    But does he call it the Bat-prophylactic?
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      CommentAuthorjohnjones
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2009
     (6518.18)
    @ RenThing

    Of course not. He calls it the Bat-A-Wang.

    *ducks*
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      CommentAuthorJeff Zero
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2009
     (6518.19)
    Johnjones, ladies and germs. He'll be here all week.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2009
     (6518.20)
    @Johnjones

    *groan*