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  1.  (664.21)
    Given my skill set I reckon I'd be a handy paperweight or draft excluder for the office.
  2.  (664.22)
    I can stick needles into people and make them better. (acupuncture)

    i'm dyslexic though, so don't ask me to spell things, however, part of my dyslexia also gives me really good pattern recognition skills, fuck knows where that'd be handy though.
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    Making Margaritas.

    Not so much a skill. More like a gift.

    A gift you give the world...
  3.  (664.24)
    Carrying fat people down stairs and helping people who are about to die relax.

    Being utterly unmoved by the death and pain of others.

    And as I'm constantly jet-lagged - being immune to feeling jet-lagged.
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    I can depress anyone within 20 feet of me so interrogation would be my bag.
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    If GF needed a big mailing to go out, I would be their huckleberry.
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    Eye candy. Pure and simple.
    • CommentAuthorthefinn
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    I have mad troubleshooting skills and my Google-fu isn't bad either...
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    I could put together financial models and negotiate prices if Aleph needed some new capital equipment.

    and I can find weird shit on the internets
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    I can wiggle my ears.

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    I am consistently the third worse at everything.
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    You can talk about me, but you can't talk without me!

    hehehehe...very nice, Demarc...quite useful.

    As for me, bellydancing, beguilement and being a general pain in the ass...I mean, all around jack-of-whatever-I-set-my-mind-to.
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    <blockquote>what would you get called in for? What skill, talent, or knowledge do you possess</blockquote>

    I am negativity incarnate. Find me a perky, optimistic super-villain, I'll cause them to dissolve just by staring off into the distance and shuffling my feet at them.


    Shoegaze at its deadliest.

    - Z
    • CommentAuthorKassiday
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    Radiation safety (and associated standards) - specifically machine generated ionizing radiation - a bit rusty on those darn isotopes.

    Or generating multiple options for problem solving based on coming into the middle of a conversation and thinking I know what was going on....
    • CommentAuthorIsaacSher
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    Pop culture trivia, Videogaming skills/handeye coordination, and a really killer hand-tossed pizza recipe.
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    Maybe I'd quote TV shows at villains to taunt them, then run real fast the other way. Could work, I climb proficiently. "Pointin' your finger at me and talkin' in that tone of voice'll get you told to fuck yourself" "AAhh! Run away!"
    Deadwood+Monty Python= Sheer Brilliance.
      CommentAuthorIan Mayor
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    I can click my fingers while clapping my hands, maintaining a fast, repetitive beat for about fifteen seconds.

    Any good?
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    Working in a hospital lab has taught me numerous ways to dispose of bodies quietly and discreetly.
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    There's got to be a GF home office, right?

    I might be qualified to to technical support, or writing up manuals.
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    Making problems smaller by blaming other people who aren't here today.

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