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    • CommentTimeSep 5th 2009 edited
    ...and be guaranteed a place on the new Kemper Norton e.p !

    Not sure if this deserves exclamation marks.

    I'm in the process of writing the next Kemper Norton e.p ( about Iron John and the angry and occasionally demented male response to Gaia, feminism , equality etc.)

    It would be nice to have someone else do the work some Whitechapellers contribute some audio samples ( mp3 , Wav etc.) as it would make creating the e.p a less lonely and soul-destoying process.

    If anyone wants to send me sounds that they feel represent men in any way
    ( their hobbies , awful appetites , biological functions etc.) I guarantee all of them will be used in the e.p which should be finished in a month or two.
    Nothing will be rejected (but it might have to be edited !) You can get a credit as well.
    Send any samples to kempernorton

    Haven't really thought this through but it seems like a fun idea.

    all the best x
    • CommentTimeSep 5th 2009

    Oh this is going to be fucking awesome.
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    Eh, I might have something if I can find it... my dad bought a dictaphone about 20 years ago... on it, there was a tape of some eighties wideboy giving himself a semi-coherent bollocking... I thought it was so awesome I preserved it, if I can find the fucking tape I'll send it to you.
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    Is there a preferred file format for submissions?
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    @AlephNought...not really, as long as i can eventually get it into a pc. I can convert most stuff. Whatever's easy for you to send via email or fileshare, but i will accept tape. ( thanks Jon ! )
    • CommentTimeSep 6th 2009
    Only in English, or do you want to go multilingual?
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    @taphead any language ok...I'm already using a Papua New Guinea hunting chant . Doesn't have to be vocal or spoken word of course....
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    • CommentTimeSep 6th 2009 edited
    I believe that is the first time I have posted into the wrong thread.

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    I felt inspired... Already on it's way...
    • CommentTimeSep 7th 2009
    No collection of samples should be without the late Rev. Dr. Gene Scott! On their way...
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    Ha. This sounds awesome and I'll see what I can come up with. I contributed puking for the Otto ep a few years back and this seems less painfull.
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    but i will accept tape. ( thanks Jon ! )

    Dear boy, this is the age of digity bitrated tomfuckery. The original medium maybe of tape and things, but thanks to the miracle of technology, I have been able to convert it to be of the ones and zeroes. It shall be arriving into your FTP at some point either later or tomorrow.

    Actually, the bigger miracle was finding the tape...
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    @JonCarpenter Outstanding. Your message reads like you were lying on a divan dictating it to your perfumed flunky , when in fact I know you were thumbing it into
    a knackered laptop , hunched over in a prefab garage. But thanks again .