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      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008 edited
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    One of my big fears is that when I'm an old man, a holiday dinner will be planned at my house by my lovely, aging wife, Dita Von Wargo, and the entire family will arrive. My grandson, Logan, and his beautiful Bolivian girlfriend will announce their engagement. My lesbian granddaughter and her caring life partner will be working hard on the campaign trail for one of the first great American leaders in nearly a century. We'll all be so proud.

    ....but then there will be the youngest, who brings over her Scientologist boyfriend. Did I mention that they're also both dressed as Furries? Cause they are.

    I'll rise to my shrinking, archless feet, throw down my silverwear and vegan pad thai thanksgiving dinner will fly out my mouth as I declare "NOT IN MY HOUSE!! GET OUT!!"

    Then the two of them will leave, holding paws and think that I'm just a bitter old man who is stuck in the past, when in fact, I'm livid that people who like to pretend to fuck animals and think they have aliens trapped inside them are attaching themselves to serious things like the civil, gay and women's rights movement.

    That's why I'll be at the Celebrity Center on February 10th dressed as The Predator. I don't want to live in that kind of dystopian future.
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    If you, like me, considers Scientology ridiculous, you might like this link. Ignore the title, the guy makes a lot of fun of Scientology, but he also mentions it alongside other religions, creating a very interesting (and funny) discussion.

    And of course, great post, OctEgon. I especially loved "and vegan pad thai thanksgiving dinner will fly out my mouth as I declare "NOT IN MY HOUSE!! GET OUT!!"
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      CommentAuthorDani
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
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    Can I dress up and join you? Or at least throw people in front on a moving train for you?
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      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008 edited
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    The site goes up and down, but here is a list of all the local demonstrations across the country.

    http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology/Target_IRL/american#US

    We're taking the metro link up, so there will be plenty of trains.
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      CommentAuthorroque
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2008
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    freaking LOL. Did I mention that they're also both dressed as Furries? Cause they are.