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1. • CommentAuthorRenThing
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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   @james
   
   Awesome!
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     CommentAuthorTF
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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   Beautiful jamesmith3!
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     CommentAuthorjamesmith3
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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   Thanks, yall.
4. • CommentAuthorKen Miller
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009 edited

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   Even though he possessed impressive healing factor powers, it still hurt Thor when he exploded the dynamite in his belt - so he built an iron backpack device where he could detonate his sticks of dynamite to achieve liftoff and not blow off his butt at the same time. Far less messy...
   
   
   
   ...but he still found himself regularly running back to his home base on foot once his stock of dynamite started running low. Ass-biscuits!
   
   
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     CommentAuthorfrequentcontributor
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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   Zeebo sort of had the same idea that I did, only didn't take it to the extremes that I will be...
   
   Ken Miller: The one of that guy jumping over the fence is lovely.
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     CommentAuthorBerserker
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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7. • CommentAuthorkmcleod
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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8. • CommentAuthorKen Miller
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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   kmcleod - Thor's pose is great: like he knows one of those bullets is going to set off his dynamite belt!
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     CommentAuthorfrequentcontributor
   • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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   kmcleod's is wearing New God Orion's helmet...
   
   Aaaaaaand... Boom goes the dynamite.
   
10. •  
      CommentAuthorPupato
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009 edited

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    HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! He has been taking sun-baths with the t-shirt on?!!!!
    
    Miller, the B&W&Grey one... PUF!!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorgroundxero
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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    Amazing work from everybody!
    
    I'm especially fond of the entries from Ken Miller, jamesmith3, Brian le Golem and lx!
    
    Here's mine. I still need to clean it up a little and do the colors. I'll try and do it tonight. If anyone else wants to take a crack at coloring it be my guest.
    
    
    
    "But, but...how do his bits stay on?"
    
    I figure during the testing phase of his dynamite-fueled rocket belt he blew his legs off. But with recent advancements in technology he managed to have his legs replaced with metal bionic legs impervious to the destructive power of TNT.
    
    
    
    Here's my 1st attempt. I redrew it however, because I figured with a name like "Dynamite Thor" he shoulsd have a little more body mass to him.
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      CommentAuthorstsparky
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2009

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    Ponder if the dynamite was imaginary but worked for him ... here's a quick sketch -
    
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      CommentAuthorsseloske
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2009

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    Great work, everyone.
    
    Here's mine:
    
    
    A second draft would have been better, but I get stubborn. :/
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      CommentAuthorfrequentcontributor
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2009 edited

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    Yes, well, apparently a buff, nude, gay man stroking his dynamite cock with a dynamite dildo up his ass somehow violates the Photobucket "terms of use." I feel so terms of used... Ah, what'reyagonnado?
    
    Here we go:
    
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      CommentAuthorfrequentcontributor
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2009

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    sseloske: Super-cool. Looks like a Norwegian cartoon from the 30's...
16. • CommentAuthorkmcleod
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2009

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    @frequentcontributor and legal entities re the helmet's inside joke:
    New God's Orion, copyright DC Comics, does not wear thundercloud boots.
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      CommentAuthorBrian le Golem
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2009

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    okey-dokey colors, now...
    
    
    
    I might even make a story out of it one of these days...
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      CommentAuthorstsparky
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2009

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      CommentAuthorsseloske
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2009

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    Ken Miller: I love it. I'd like to see it animated with that Tim Armstrong "Let's Get Moving" song playing. RAD.
    
    Brian le Golem: Great color work, wowza!
    
    frequentcontributor: Thank you. I was going for that, I'm glad I didn't totally miss the mark.
20. • CommentAuthorDisContent
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2009

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    The concept of a man using dynamite to fly seemed fairly preposterous, until I read that Sarah Palin's autohagiography is topping bestseller lists. Suddenly the idea of a loose cannon roving the planet and putting the YeeHaa back into Jihad seemed like a plausible scenario.
    
    To avoid any unnecessary misunderestimation, I should point out that any resemblance to persons living or dead from the neck up is purely coincidental. Ass-Guard is a registered trademark of Hellishburden Inc and is reproduced here with kind permission.