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    • CommentAuthorJRadley
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
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    What is an appropriate amount to tip a taxi driver?

    What is an appropriate amount to tip a taxi driver who is a crypto-fascist bigot and who has just spent the entire journey blaming the country's woes on immigrants and asylum seekers?
    • CommentAuthorsacredchao
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
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    What is an appropriate amount to tip a taxi driver who is a crypto-fascist bigot and who has just spent the entire journey blaming the country's woes on immigrants and asylum seekers, and is in fact an asylum-seeking immigrant himself?
    • CommentAuthorRedwynd
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
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    At what age is it appropriate to finally explain to a child what macroherpetaphilia is?
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      CommentAuthorrickiep00h
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
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    Redwynd - I don't think you'll ever be too early:

    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
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    @rickiep00h

    I miss that thread.

    @Warren

    What do you think the best way is to tell off a bigot?
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      CommentAuthorSlick
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
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    Spit or swallow?
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    What is the most polite and politically correct way to ask two black coworkers, who look alike, if they are brothers?

    How do you discretely find out what each of their names are without getting them confused and risk looking like a racist asshole?

    What is the true age of sexual consent for females?
    what is the true age of sexual consent for males?

    What is macroherpetaphilia?
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      CommentAuthorrickiep00h
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2009
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    @BLOODOOSTAGE - I direct you to this here website, which very kindly quotes the section of Crooked Little Vein that started the whole damn, revolting thing.
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    AH, I've read the book and am familiart with the Godzilla Bukake fetish. I just didn't know the scientific term. Until now.
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    Which leads to the following questions.

    How do you find a giant mutated lizard and train it to ejaculate on people instead of eating them.

    How does it masterbate with those tiny arms?

    Why are there so many sexual deviants in the world?

    And I why can't I find any?

    I need to read the book again.
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    Update: the piece has been written. I believe most of the questions were sourced from this thread. You fucking freaks. Dunno when FILAMENT #3 publishes. I wouldn't expect to see the piece online, for the simple reason that Suraya really needs people to buy the print edition. Fairly obviously.
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    I think/hope that means she's guaranteed a spike in sales. I'll buy one.
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      CommentAuthorSt.Wanger
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2009
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    balls: outside the pants or in?


    Funny you ask that, because once, when I went to a MetalHardcore/etc. Open Air Festival with some of my friends of British origin (Wales, to be precisely), one of their ways to display british manners, while passing the security control points to the stage area, was to wear 'em outside the pants .... (I don't think I have to mention the fact alot of alcohol was involved)
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    Celebration time - Filament 3 is out now. You will find Warren's answers to six of your questions on page 43.

    Your questions and Warren's answers made our proof reader CRY, and now my concise OED is tear-stained.

    You can get it now through our website, and we'll send it any bloody place on Earth whatsoever. We are not delivering to gas giants, asteroid belts or moons, particularly those with confusing and unnecessarily difficult orbits.

    Warren, sorry I haven't got yours to you yet. Barring big dogs and hurricanes, they will be in today's post.
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    It's been a while. In case you missed it in print, we've finally added Warren's etiquette column to Filament's website - enjoy :)
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    I would have linked it, but the comments section is bullshit.

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