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  1.  (6984.21)
    Well, fist android girls of course.

    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
    I would finally be able to roll a cigarette. I would make strange guitar noises while watching the guy above me fist android girls. If he would let me.
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009 edited
    @Exploder: The seventy billion people of earth. Where are they hiding? (In the Bradbury Building, that's where.)

    Get two of them and have them wash themselves, forever. Call it Lady Macbeth And The Long Now.
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
    Eh, my first thought was, use it to pimp-slap a robot hooker?

    And if you think my mind is in the gutter, I must continue to explain that, yes it is, so is yours, but mine is looking up your skirt.
  2.  (6984.25)
    This has been a dream of mine for many a year now. I'd have it built into a claw, then overlay it with synthetic skin. Then I'd figure out a way to get the fake skin to melt off on command for when someone crossed me. Awesome.
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
    There would be Robo-style punching by me, for sure.
    • CommentAuthorjustDylan
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2009
    Crush my enemies, of course!

    Hand of Man
      CommentAuthorDoc Ocassi
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2009
    My immediate thought was: Set it to work building more robot hands. It's a curse having vision but no drive.
  3.  (6984.29)
    "Fuck shit up."

    No, I reckon I'd put a little camera on it and get it to crawl into vents or something, popping out to throttle my passers by, then have it scuttle back to me with their wallet. Maybe conceal it on my person to leap out unexpectedly at the very mention of anything remotely insulting.