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    You'll laugh your ass off. Guaranteed.

    Oh, and of course, one of the inevitable (and very welcome) parodies:

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    Tom Cruise wants to help.

    Also: He can't go on vacation because he knows.
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    "But I can't, because... (VERY LONG PAUSE) ... I know".
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    Honestly, the parody can't hold a candle to the real thing.
      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
    God, that thing made me laugh until I wanted to slaughter humanity.

    The parody one was even more disturbing, though. That laugh's going to haunt my dreams tonight. :(
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    Of course - this takes the cake:

    Jerry O' Connell does Tom justice.