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    I has a scheme. Or, more properly, Ariana and I has a scheme. On Twitter, I’ve been joking about turning some of my stupider comments into t-shirts. And then I thought, hold on, there’s only one way to make this joke funnier. And that’s to actually do it. So Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and... well, this is what we’re going to do.


    Through warrenellis.com and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday... and it’ll die Sunday night. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.


    So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at http://www.cafepress.co.uk/electrophonic.


    Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #001: LOVE:

    4046670550_0ce688d679_o

    Also, for this first week, we’re also offering a couple of other things that will be perennial items. Mostly because I wanted one of these for myself:


    413653507v10_480x480_Front


    (And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)


    Thank you for your kind attention.

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      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
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    Well now.

    That'll solve any problems of excess cashage I may have.

    Thanks for that.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
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    @taphead

    Yar, I went and purchased a mug.

    Something tells me it will not be appropriate for work.
  2.  (7079.4)
    I suspect "Where's My Fucking Decaf" won't have quite the same ring as the original.
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      CommentAuthorMark R
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.5)
    I echo Taphead's statement.

    ByeBye Moneys.
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      CommentAuthorcurb
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.6)
    Nice idea, particularly as I find it hard to find Tees I'd actually want to wear. Any plans for doing black versions with white text?
  3.  (7079.7)
    ...Okay, I'm dumb. How would the pounds translate into American Pesos?
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.9)
    Will the "man cook meat with fire" splatter shield be available for a while, because I might have to add that to my Christmas list
  4.  (7079.10)
    The splatter-shield, god help me -- Ariana talked me into that one, by which I mean she told me she was gonna do it, I said YOU ARE A CRAZY GIRL BACK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER, she just did it and put it up there anyway -- is a perennial item.
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.11)
    EVERYONE WANTS A SPLATTER SHIELD.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.12)
    Bravo.
  5.  (7079.13)
    Nice apron. Would you ever try dog meat, Warren, or does it have to be a cow?
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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
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    EVERYONE WANTS A SPLATTER SHIELD.



    fuck yeah.

    I even like the name of it. It's not an "apron" it's a fucking splatter shield!
  6.  (7079.15)
    Any meat is good meat.
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
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    It's not an "apron" it's a fucking splatter shield!
    DAMN RIGHT
  7.  (7079.17)
    I'd love to sink my teeth into a bit of lion. "Not so funny now, is it?" I'd cry.
  8.  (7079.18)
    unless they've improved in the last year the Cafepress t-shirts are piss poor quality - really thin and flimsy cotton.
  9.  (7079.19)
    They're reported by many to have upgraded and improved over the last year.
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    I just think one week is too short to sell these insanities. And you've added up Canandian dollars...my birthday being in about a month...gnyark.