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    I has a scheme. Or, more properly, Ariana and I has a scheme. On Twitter, I’ve been joking about turning some of my stupider comments into t-shirts. And then I thought, hold on, there’s only one way to make this joke funnier. And that’s to actually do it. So Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and... well, this is what we’re going to do.


    Through warrenellis.com and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday... and it’ll die Sunday night. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.


    So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at http://www.cafepress.co.uk/electrophonic.


    Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #001: LOVE:

    4046670550_0ce688d679_o

    Also, for this first week, we’re also offering a couple of other things that will be perennial items. Mostly because I wanted one of these for myself:


    413653507v10_480x480_Front


    (And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)


    Thank you for your kind attention.

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      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.2)
    Well now.

    That'll solve any problems of excess cashage I may have.

    Thanks for that.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.3)
    @taphead

    Yar, I went and purchased a mug.

    Something tells me it will not be appropriate for work.
  2.  (7079.4)
    I suspect "Where's My Fucking Decaf" won't have quite the same ring as the original.
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      CommentAuthorMark R
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.5)
    I echo Taphead's statement.

    ByeBye Moneys.
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      CommentAuthorcurb
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.6)
    Nice idea, particularly as I find it hard to find Tees I'd actually want to wear. Any plans for doing black versions with white text?
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.7)
    ...Okay, I'm dumb. How would the pounds translate into American Pesos?
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.9)
    Will the "man cook meat with fire" splatter shield be available for a while, because I might have to add that to my Christmas list
  3.  (7079.10)
    The splatter-shield, god help me -- Ariana talked me into that one, by which I mean she told me she was gonna do it, I said YOU ARE A CRAZY GIRL BACK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER, she just did it and put it up there anyway -- is a perennial item.
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.11)
    EVERYONE WANTS A SPLATTER SHIELD.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.12)
    Bravo.
  4.  (7079.13)
    Nice apron. Would you ever try dog meat, Warren, or does it have to be a cow?
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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     (7079.14)
    EVERYONE WANTS A SPLATTER SHIELD.



    fuck yeah.

    I even like the name of it. It's not an "apron" it's a fucking splatter shield!
  5.  (7079.15)
    Any meat is good meat.
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
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    It's not an "apron" it's a fucking splatter shield!
    DAMN RIGHT
  6.  (7079.17)
    I'd love to sink my teeth into a bit of lion. "Not so funny now, is it?" I'd cry.
  7.  (7079.18)
    unless they've improved in the last year the Cafepress t-shirts are piss poor quality - really thin and flimsy cotton.
  8.  (7079.19)
    They're reported by many to have upgraded and improved over the last year.
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    I just think one week is too short to sell these insanities. And you've added up Canandian dollars...my birthday being in about a month...gnyark.