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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2009
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    ..."a whore's forehead"?

    Ok, seriously, wtf? I mean, is it a certain ratio of skin to hair? A certain height of hair line?

    The Phelps clan re-jumps the shark with every announcement of "God hates..."
    • CommentAuthorIllogic
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2009 edited
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    "You, my dear sir/madame have the forehead of a whore!"

    Which will eventually lead to "whorehead".
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    Los Alamos National Laboratory Researchers Accidentally Blow up Building with a Cannon
    According to a Los Alamos National Laboratory (LANL) Occurrence Report, “Shock and Detonation Physics Group researchers heard a loud unusual noise from Technical Area 15, Building 562 after firing a shot from a large-bore powder gun (LBPG).” The researchers accidentally blew a building apart at Technical Area-15, on December 16, 2009 while testing a gun which acts like a Civil War cannon.

    Reading this, a couple things occur to me:
    1) I'm not sure why this is noteworthy to the oversight group, as I expect Los Alamos to be doing things like blowing apart buildings with civil war cannons.
    2) I'm thinking about making "Shock and Detonation Comics Group" part of my job title.
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeDec 28th 2009
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    WHOREHEAD
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeDec 28th 2009
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeDec 28th 2009
     (7356.246)
    @Internaut, that made me smile. Severely.
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeDec 28th 2009 edited
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    hrm. i seem to have double posted.
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeDec 28th 2009
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    Innovation...

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      CommentAuthoroddbill
    • CommentTimeDec 28th 2009
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    @Internaut, re: Ten Thousand Pictures of You - I started watching that thinking, ugh, stop motion people - something I usually hate because it is usually boring - but then it kept getting more and more clever, and it ended up being really good!
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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeDec 28th 2009
     (7356.251)
    interesting

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    @LBA

    Good money says that's at an Insane Clown Posse shindig..
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeDec 28th 2009
     (7356.253)
    @LBA and Val A Lindsay II

    I remained blissfully unaware of what this really was and just thought to myself "haha, girls can't mosh, oh man, I'm glad I don't try to mosh."

    Then JeffZero went and RUINED CHRISTMAS for me and told me what the gathering of Juggaloes was and what some of the horrors were that took place there.

    AGHJSDAKJDKLSAG
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    atomic bomb vs a blimp

    I Hate It When This Happens
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    I think that would have been a better album cover for Led Zeppelin II...
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeDec 29th 2009 edited
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    @LBA:That should come with some prerequisite brain bleach. I'll be scrubbing my brain from here to tomorrow just trying to get their hippo-like after images out of my head.

    @oddbill: I did the same exact thing.
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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeDec 29th 2009
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    sorry guys - but often the internet isn't nice or pretty

    here's something cool - The British Special Boat Service lowering a helicopter halfway into the water and an inflatable launch just riding in

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    While renewing registration for my car, I noticed that amongst the personal plates I could opt for the "Choose Life Coalition" graphic. If I knew the extra money for it wasn't donated to them, I would have done this....

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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeDec 29th 2009
     (7356.259)
    @Val A Lindsay II

    you could always offset that donation by donating an equal or double amount to the Planned Parenthood of Arizona

    because that would be the most awesome license plate ever
    • CommentAuthorLani
    • CommentTimeDec 29th 2009
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