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    In three and a half hours we will have another Skype conference which I'll be hosting for ten hours because I have a reputation to maintain, which is that of an idiot. So get ready.

    If you don't have a microphone, feel free to join the conference and participate via text chat. And I'll keep this thread updated with information regarding the current subjects, people in conference and how many dick jokes Magnulus is cracking per second.

    How to join:

    1 - DOWNLOAD SKYPE.

    2 - Click here. Say you want to join. Promising your children to me in exchange is not necessary, although I might require whores. Give me your Skype nickname.

    3 - Wait a few seconds.

    I think some rules suggestions are in order.

    1 - Do not call me on Skype during step 3. If I take the call I'll put the entire conference on hold. Wait for me to call you. Really, I'll get to it. I know it's been five long seconds since I added you, but really, I will get to it.

    2 - Do not talk at the same time as someone else, since "someone else" can be as much as nine other people who are not following this suggestion either.

    3 - Pay attention to how long it's been since you started talking, and consider the idea of shutting up so someone else can argue your point.

    4 - Remember to keep your microphone out of the way of your breath, Darth Vader.

    5 - Play loud music on your microphone only when it's really funny, awesome or worth the many insults you'll get.

    And finally: on the latest (and first) Friday Night Skype, people suggested an idea for my webcomic, Pitch Black, involving a scene from Pulp Fiction. So, I made three. Here you go:





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    May I suggest rule six?

    6. Try not to laugh too hard when Andre says "chat."
    • CommentAuthorWinther
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009 edited
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    I'll be there. Again.

    Oh, and those breathing noises were on purpose. I thought they added a certain ambiance to the proceedings. (Actually, last time I didn't have the proper equipment to facilitate creepy breathing sounds, but now I has headset. No more yelling at the laptop's built-in mic for me. No more laptop, period, actually)

    ETA:

    7 - If you eat delicious food or snacks, please describe it, in almost pornographic detail. Really. Andre wants you to. (His mouth says "no", but his desperate tears say "yes")
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      CommentAuthorYskaya
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
     (7437.4)
    I'm already scaring, ahem, chatting ppl up :) there's 15 of us hanging out :)
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    Okay, we're ON.
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      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
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    Right, I'm busy eating melted cheese and drinking, but may drop in later to slur a few incoherent words of Finnish and all that.
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      CommentAuthorYskaya
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
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    i'm told not to laugh at sjat. :P
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    Me, Brittanica, Yskaya, Winther, Rootfireember, mister86, VKlaus and Ginja.

    Also, I corrected my pronounciation of "chat", only to find out I was pronouncing "thread" wrong. Fuckers.

    They started with a coordinated "what am I eating" subject to fuck with me, of course.
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      CommentAuthorYskaya
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
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    the progress of teh internet communication devices
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    I sarcastically said, "Girls are supposed to sew clothing for us and all that."

    And someone said, "SUE clothing?"

    I can't pronounce worth a shit today.

    So now we're doing a little pronouncing game.
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      CommentAuthormister86
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
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    That was me, Andre. The "sue clothing" remark.
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      CommentAuthorYskaya
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
     (7437.12)
    corben is now carribean
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    Me, Brittanica, Yskaya, Winther, Rootfireember, mister86, VKlaus, Corbenfrost.

    We're discussing names -- our names, and how mispronounced they tend to be. We're exchanging anecdotes and laughing our asses off.
    • CommentAuthorhank
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
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    I'll be there after work. There will be less Busey this time, I hope.
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    We're about to watch Aliens down here. I'll be joining in a few hours time.
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    Taphead came in very quickly just to clarify he's eating a chocolate fondue.

    Anyone living near Taphead? Please rape him. I'll pay you.

    We're discussing reading speed and Japan.
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    DUDE!
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      CommentAuthorbrittanica
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
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    Dude?
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      CommentAuthorYskaya
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2009
     (7437.19)
    'pick up your product and throw it a a random politician' is the next trend in spin doctoring conglomerates.
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    Talking about the new trend of throwing things at politicians, first Bush (miss) then Berlusconi (hit!). Companies are going to start jumping at this shit, because every thing they throw at politicians SELL afterwards. They'll start sponsoring presidential target practice.

    Mister86 is reading his algebra book to us, too. Don't ask me WHY.

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