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Jan 11th 2010
Sarah Palin has signed on as a commentator with Fox News
I imagine it would go something like this...
Day 1: Take job. Tell people how awesome FOX News is.
Day 2: Anecdote about hunting bear. Talk up husband. More bear. Husband "likes beartrapping". Talk about new glasses-- they're fancy, after all.
Day 3: Tell people how the how being a commentator is like being a point guard.
Day 4: "Jokingly" tell people that Rupert Murdoch hasn't reimbursed you for your new wardrobe, with a wink.
Day 5: Call in, but tell them that they can come to you for commentary while you're out fishing with the family.
"Am I allowed to say that Oprah was mean to me yet...?"
Day 7: Take stance to alienate even more of the mainstream Republican Party.
Day 8: Imply that there was an offer to move you so that you could be on The Real Housewives of Orange County, but that you turned it down.
Day 9: Find out that Bravo is affiliated with NBC, disavow personal implication from the day before.
Day 10: "Jokingly" tell Bill O that he's to refer to you as Governor Palin. Sans wink.
Day 11: Harry Potter books are a demon possessing the nation.
Day 12: "Why won't he defer to me as Governor?!?" email to Rupert leaks.
Day 13: Call in, something about contractual obligations to book tour. Fox News employees are frisked and asked to be patient while standing in line... for book signing in cafeteria.
Day 14: Claim "Governor's Pick" rule applies to the fresh donuts. Bill O demands to know who took his f**king donut. He demands it live.
"Alaska is bigger than Canadia. You know, have I ever told you about the Great Moose Hunt of 2008...?"
Disclaimer: No, I'm not "anti-Republican", per se
ascribe to any given political party)
-- I just don't care for Sarah Palin. At all. I also know the difference between a democracy and a theocracy-- we in the United States live in the former, not in the latter.
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