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  1.  (7594.1)
    You're bringing back the name Henry NOW?

    Rather than, say, at a time when you could've prevented me from getting teased for approximately SIX YEARS OF PUBLIC SCHOOL, every time the teacher would call out "Henry" during role call and I'd have to say, "I go by Brandon"?

    THANKS FOR NOTHING.

    PTHHHHHHHHHHHHBT!
    • CommentAuthorjessnevins
    • CommentTimeJan 19th 2010
     (7594.2)
    You chose "Brandon" over "Hank," the name of every guy's best friend?

    Hank's your buddy. Hank's your pal. Hank lets you puke in his back seat and doesn't say anything.
  2.  (7594.3)
    Hank lets you puke in his back seat and doesn't say anything.
    Apparently, I was unaware I knew people whose real names were 'Hank' in high school, who were friends to other people that I knew...
  3.  (7594.4)
    Jess, Hank is the name of grandfathers, and of scientists in Silver Age comics. :-)

    (I actually didn't chose anything — my mom called me "Brandon" from day one. I went through a brief "Hank" phase one summer when I was young... but it didn't stick.)