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      CommentAuthorDavid Bedard
    • CommentTimeJan 30th 2008 edited
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    I know this is bad, and I know Warren is going to be angry, but I figured this was going to be the best way to get him to know the bad news: the first 32 pages of his Castlevania Script have been leaked.

    Do not smite me. Smite the perpetrator.

    Edit: Nope. See below. --Ariana

    EDIT BY WARREN: let's make this simple. This isn't my script. I'm writing the ANIMATED film. This script is from the LIVE ACTION film. I am NOT writing a GAME version.
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    That's not the Warren Ellis Castlevania. That's the live action one.

    I think.
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    Correct. Warren's writing the game, I thought.
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeJan 30th 2008 edited
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    Haha-- no, that's the liveaction thingie.

    Warren's working on the animated Castlevania: Dracula's Curse, and you can see a few excerpts of his script (for really real) at the workblog.
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      CommentAuthorJack_Crow
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2008 edited
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    So...Warren's castlevania? weird mix. Never played any of thse games seriously.

    I could think of better properties for warren....Alone In The Dark will be great!

    Other ones that could fit Warren's sensibilities?
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    I could think of better properties for warren....Alone In The Dark will be great!


    Uwe Boll already beat him to it. With obviously terrible results.
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      CommentAuthorJack_Crow
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2008
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    I wasn't speaking about cinema...more about a game script.

    Uwe boll's movie was really bad...but it's not the worst movie out there. Have you seen Street fighter the movie? or even Tomb raider....
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    Tomb Raider sucks and it still beats anything by Uwe Boll. I don't remember Street Fighter, but I saw it many years ago. I wasn't impressed.
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      CommentAuthorJack_Crow
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2008
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    I said that in the way that TOMB RAIDER was really expensive...and the boll's movies are cheap and less pretentious...anyway...his movies are shit...but fun to see as you were not ofensed for fuck these games (and i loved ALONE IN THE DARK....i'm even eager to play the new gen Alone...)
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    You want a director who wastes LOTS of money and his movies are still shit? Paul W. S. Anderson. That guy could work as a cleaner on a set and still fuck up the movie somehow.
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      CommentAuthorJack_Crow
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2008 edited
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    there are tons of them...

    brett rattner, jan debont, the brothers strausse, paul weitz, mark steven johnson......

    Anyway P.W. S andereson has one good movie SOLDIER (what? i dig it) and one half good one EVENT HORIZONT. I still have to watch SHOPPING.
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    I will never understand how Brett Rattner can direct Red Dragon and then that one about the diamond thieves with Pierce Brosnan and Salma Hayek's tits.

    Jan DeBont did a great job on Speed, but he destroyed it on Speed 2 and the rest of his career. By the way, WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK WAS WILLEM DAFOE DOING IN THAT MOVIE

    Mark Steven Johnson - Oh, God, he's gonna write the Preacher series on HBO... well, Garth's liking his work, that must mean something.

    Didn't see Alien vs. Predator Requiem, so no opinion on Brothers Strausse.

    As for Paul Weitz, I didn't care for American Pie, but otherwise I don't know his career much.
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      CommentAuthorJack_Crow
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2008
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    with paul weitz i was thinking about the big mess that the golden compass was. About a boy was good.

    and I don't really care about what garth ennis could like or not...i stopped caring about him after his HELLBLAZER run...so looong time ago.