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    TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and... well, once a week, here we are.

    Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday... and it’ll die Sunday night -- midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

    So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

    Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #015: STOP IMAGINING ME NAKED:


    ALSO: back for one week, since it’s the week for it:


    We also offer several perennial items. Mostly because people wanted these:


    (Also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

    Thank you for your kind attention.

    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2010
    Today through Monday, for US folks*: Free shipping on orders over $50.

    (*Yeah, I know. But it's what Cafepress gave us, and there's no sense in not passing it along.)
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2010
    I posted a google image link of "universal healthcare" on my Congressman's facebook page. The reaction should be obsene at best; threats of violence at worst.
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    is ded