- Start placing lots and lots of posts in your local Craigslists about holding tea parties. Then hold a real tea party. Serve gay communist canapes to whoever shows up.
- Add #teaparty and other associated hashtags to all the meaningless Twitter spam feeds you can find.
- Feed their paranoia. Add crytic comments to blog posts and Glen Beck videos such as:
@AgentDelta9-12: RFID tag frequency niner delta niner one two. identified for FEMA processing. Frequency adjustment, seven mark seven gamma five. Cookie dropped.