Rhetorical question @Argos Was it worth it or have you ditched that would-be-alpha-male? (you don't need to answer, but you might want to add a portrait or yourself with a scrunchy look and a cup)
I'm still trying to figure that out. If the timing were different, the answer would totally have been yes, but I'm going to a street fair tomorrow...with my mom...and I was planning on wearing a pretty dress x_x
Argos: God-damn, that's clarty. The guy's clearly been watcing too much Vampire Diaries (by 'too much' I mean 'any at all'). Kick him to the curb, that's well disrespectful!! Unless, yknow, that's your thing... I ain't judging
@Argos, take the flat end of a D battery and vigorously massage the hickeys. I don't know why this works, but my slutty southern ex-roommate used to do it to her hickeys when she had beauty pageants in high school. And likely middle school.
Oh, and ice them.
And buy a pretty summer scarf. I had some pretty awful hickeys a few years back that caused friends to ask if I had been mauled by a bear, but luckily, it was winter.
Scrunchy hangover face. It's just now leaving me and it is 5 PM. Brutal.
@Argos - Maybe you can claim you had such bad neck pain you grew desperate and experimented with a course of leeches? Oh! And you could buy some actual leeches and keep them in a little aquarium, to lend credence. That might even be kind of cool.
You big meanie! What kind of person charges their pets rent? Poor little hobo-leeches. Having to squelch around on the streets eating scraps... of blood... They just wanted to be loved....
Oh hello. No, I am not crazy. Thank you for your interest.
Bleah! I really need to neaten up before taking these. I mean, sweatshirt. And take off the 100X trifocals. Found a Pinky and the Brain mouse pad at Goodwill.