Women are infinitely superior to men in all things and the only reason they don't completely rule the world is because they're nice enough to let us play too.
*shakes head*
I mean, no, no, of course not, men have their qualities and unique set of skills and we are vital for reproduction and...
*looks at picture again*
... women are awesome women are awesome women are awesome
a) I hope we men can keep this thread from turning into a fat pile of stupid. I find the female form (and for the most part, the male) to be quite a wonderful thing, but let's try to keep our tongues in our mouths, eh boys? Having said that:
b) Trini, you are absolutely gorgeous, cleavage or no. Be proud of what you have, because it's fantastic. (Honestly, that goes for all the ladies here. Y'all are far too self-deprecating.)
Probably would have been more impressive a few months ago, when I had more impressive man boobs. (This is the most scandalous, tightly-fitting shirt I have. And the wife's torso is about a third the size of mine. I'd destroy anything she has just by trying to put it on. So don't demand that one, Zo. Not gonna happen.)