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    "Made out with" or "partially eaten by"?
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    @Argos

    Was the last thing you saw this?.....


    I´ve not seen lovebite action as bad as that since i was 15. And she got blood poisoning!
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    sure felt like it
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      CommentAuthorGekko
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    Rhetorical question @Argos Was it worth it or have you ditched that would-be-alpha-male?
    (you don't need to answer, but you might want to add a portrait or yourself with a scrunchy look and a cup)
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    I'm still trying to figure that out. If the timing were different, the answer would totally have been yes, but I'm going to a street fair tomorrow...with my mom...and I was planning on wearing a pretty dress x_x

    AND!
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      CommentAuthortexture
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    Argos: God-damn, that's clarty. The guy's clearly been watcing too much Vampire Diaries (by 'too much' I mean 'any at all'). Kick him to the curb, that's well disrespectful!! Unless, yknow, that's your thing... I ain't judging
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    Yeah...not really my thing. If it were elsewhere where I could hide it, I'd not mind. But I have places to be, moms to hang out with, so not cool.
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      CommentAuthorGekko
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    Not cool at all, but I guess your mom will be sweet enough to behave as if she saw nothing to be noticed.
    Thanks for the scrunchy pic.
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    @Argos, take the flat end of a D battery and vigorously massage the hickeys. I don't know why this works, but my slutty southern ex-roommate used to do it to her hickeys when she had beauty pageants in high school. And likely middle school.

    Oh, and ice them.

    And buy a pretty summer scarf. I had some pretty awful hickeys a few years back that caused friends to ask if I had been mauled by a bear, but luckily, it was winter.



    Scrunchy hangover face. It's just now leaving me and it is 5 PM. Brutal.
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    attemptedscowl

    I don't really scowl all that well. Although the coffee in that mug is fucking terrible.
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      CommentAuthorcity creed
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    HARD MODE: the half-face scrunch



    @Argos - holy shit! get some sandpaper, make it look like a rash instead.
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    As of today I have been on this planet for 28 years.

    still?

    Can I be on a different one now?
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      CommentAuthorV
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    @Argos - Maybe you can claim you had such bad neck pain you grew desperate and experimented with a course of leeches? Oh! And you could buy some actual leeches and keep them in a little aquarium, to lend credence. That might even be kind of cool.

    Maybe I should get some pet leeches....
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      CommentAuthorJeff Owens
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    I've lived with a couple of leeches. I kicked them out because they were too far behind on rent. ZING!

    4-17-10 5:45 PM
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      CommentAuthorV
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010 edited
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    You big meanie! What kind of person charges their pets rent?
    Poor little hobo-leeches. Having to squelch around on the streets eating scraps... of blood...
    They just wanted to be loved....

    Fragile

    Oh hello.
    No, I am not crazy.
    Thank you for your interest.
    • CommentAuthorTwist
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    Oy, its empty! What gives??

    Scrunch face

    More scrunch face for Zo featuring the murder cup.
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
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    Bleah! I really need to neaten up before taking these. I mean, sweatshirt. And take off the 100X trifocals.
    Me April 2010
    Found a Pinky and the Brain mouse pad at Goodwill.
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    @StefanJ

    I am very jealous of your Pinky and the Brain mouse pad.
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      CommentAuthorAlastair
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2010
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    the missus and i at the Tower
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      CommentAuthorsneak046
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2010
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    Scrunch theme!

    Scrunch